Things you've found in your toilet.

[13m]

Today I lifted the lid and found a huge toad looking up at me. I didn't have chance to photograph it before it swam off (I am sure I heard it laughing as it went) but it was a bit like this:



So, have you ever found anything surprising in your toilet (that you didn't deposit there yourself)?

[steve_bmw]

My wife's clothes after our 18 month old son had put them in there. Lol

[Monkeylegend]

13m said:

Today I lifted the lid and found a huge toad looking up at me. I didn't have chance to photograph it before it swam off (I am sure I heard it laughing as it went) but it was a bit like this:



So, have you ever found anything surprising in your toilet (that you didn't deposit there yourself)?

Did the toad pee in there, or do you save water

[13m]

Monkeylegend said:

13m said:

Today I lifted the lid and found a huge toad looking up at me. I didn't have chance to photograph it before it swam off (I am sure I heard it laughing as it went) but it was a bit like this:



So, have you ever found anything surprising in your toilet (that you didn't deposit there yourself)?

Did the toad pee in there, or do you save water

That's not my toad... er pee... no, said toad was in "fresh" water.

[MX5_Nutter]

A turd that didn't disappear with the previous flush.

Edit. Damn. Didn't fully read the description.

Edited by MX5_Nutter on Sunday 21st February 21:37

[Johnnytheboy]

A dead mouse in our outside toilet.

[funkyrobot]

13m said:

Today I lifted the lid and found a huge toad looking up at me. I didn't have chance to photograph it before it swam off (I am sure I heard it laughing as it went) but it was a bit like this:



So, have you ever found anything surprising in your toilet (that you didn't deposit there yourself)?

Is this post the victim of autocorrect?

[shirt]

On holiday in Sri Lanka we had a little guy we called the bog frog. Used to piss on him and flush away on an evening then in the morning he'd be back.

[rolex]

Some of these threads are really going down the pan now.

[Negative Creep]

rolex said:

Some of these threads are really going down the pan now.

Why do people in-cistern making these sort of puns?

[popeyewhite]

shirt said:

On holiday in Sri Lanka we had a little guy we called the bog frog. Used to piss on him and flush away on an evening then in the morning he'd be back.

I'll relate that tale to my friend who always complains life's treating him harshly.

[sebhaque]

When I lived in a rented house, I flushed a rubber down the loo (I know I shouldn't have done, but I was a rebellious 17 year old).

I was quite surprised when I returned for a piss about half an hour later and saw that the clogged filter had returned everything and I was staring at manky old tampons and old condoms from previous habitants.

I didn't shower in that bathroom again while I lived there.

[pad58]

shirt said:

On holiday in Sri Lanka we had a little guy we called the bog frog. Used to piss on him and flush away on an evening then in the morning he'd be back.

I know I shouldn't, but I find this amusing.

[Crush]

A work colleague was on toilet unblocking duty at the pub. He was wearing a decarboniser glove (old set from the kitchen) trying to poke whatever was blocking the toilet out.

The culprits eventually came loose, the water level increased and several tampons dropped into his glove

This can probably go on the stty gifts thread but I bought him a framed tampon for his birthday

[soad]

[13m]

soad said:

That's a clogged toilet right?

[soad]

13m said:

That's a clogged toilet right?

[trickywoo]

shirt said:

On holiday in Sri Lanka we had a little guy we called the bog frog. Used to piss on him and flush away on an evening then in the morning he'd be back.

If you want to believe that fine but chances are you killed a frog a night.

[anonymous-user]

soad said:

Have you got any photos of your Dutch Oven?


On second thoughts – don't share them.

[Speed_Demon]

Friend was once using the downstairs toilet when he ran out shouting "There's a fking rat in your toilet!", it was gone but the time I went to look but I believe him. Sneaky buggers. Had a thing about making sure the toilet seats were kept down for a long time!