No I am not your taxi....
No I am not your taxi....
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Soov535

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35,829 posts

302 months

Wednesday 24th February 2016
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..... poor choice of vehicle



rofl

HTP99

25,395 posts

171 months

Wednesday 24th February 2016
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Loads of Taxi's are Prius'?

Soov535

Original Poster:

35,829 posts

302 months

Wednesday 24th February 2016
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HTP99 said:
Loads of Taxi's are Prius'?
Where do I begin with this one.


Puggit

49,829 posts

279 months

Wednesday 24th February 2016
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Soov535 said:
Where do I begin with this one.
hehe

Justayellowbadge

37,057 posts

273 months

Wednesday 24th February 2016
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Cabbies will be buying them en masse and slapping them on every passing Uber. Can't possibly fail.

Zod

35,295 posts

289 months

Wednesday 24th February 2016
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Odd place to put the sticker; are people going to try to get into the boot?

His own fault in any case for buying a Prius.

bobtail4x4

4,452 posts

140 months

Wednesday 24th February 2016
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driving through Doncaster a few years ago, the car door opened and a pissed girl got in, she was so pissed she wanted taking home, thinking I was a taxi, in a Range Rover?

drivin_me_nuts

17,949 posts

242 months

Wednesday 24th February 2016
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i.e. DILDO... well, almost

Seems quite fitting really.

0000

13,966 posts

222 months

Wednesday 24th February 2016
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Amaz'ing.

MarshPhantom

9,658 posts

168 months

Wednesday 24th February 2016
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Pieman68

4,299 posts

265 months

Wednesday 24th February 2016
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bobtail4x4 said:
driving through Doncaster a few years ago, the car door opened and a pissed girl got in, she was so pissed she wanted taking home, thinking I was a taxi, in a Range Rover?
I ran a bar in the Frontier in Batley. Was pretty much a nightly occurrence on the way home after I finished my shift

My own fault for driving an Avensis at the time wink

98elise

32,811 posts

192 months

Wednesday 24th February 2016
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HTP99 said:
Loads of Taxi's are Prius'?
50% of my local taxi rank are Prius

LordHaveMurci

12,338 posts

200 months

Wednesday 24th February 2016
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bobtail4x4 said:
driving through Doncaster a few years ago, the car door opened and a pissed girl got in, she was so pissed she wanted taking home, thinking I was a taxi, in a Range Rover?
Perhaps she didn't think you were a Taxi & you missed a good night wink

Stinkotanko

168 posts

130 months

Wednesday 24th February 2016
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Soov535 said:
Where do I begin with this one.
Maybe try sticking a question mark at the end?

stanthebiker

539 posts

216 months

Wednesday 24th February 2016
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Stinkotanko said:
Soov535 said:
Where do I begin with this one.
Maybe try sticking a question mark at the end?
Someone call the Burns Unit!

0000

13,966 posts

222 months

Wednesday 24th February 2016
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Stinkotanko said:
Soov535 said:
Where do I begin with this one.
Maybe try sticking a question mark at the end?
I'd imagine he wasn't looking for an answer.

Dalto123

3,206 posts

194 months

Wednesday 24th February 2016
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bobtail4x4 said:
driving through Doncaster a few years ago, the car door opened and a pissed girl got in, she was so pissed she wanted taking home, thinking I was a taxi, in a Range Rover?
Had a very drunk woman get into the Skoda one night a couple of years ago when I was picking up my Dad from the train station. To be fair it's a Superb and loads of them seem to be private hire/cabs, but when I told her it wasn't a taxi, she refused to get out and when she did, started attacking me/the car!


soad

34,736 posts

207 months

Wednesday 24th February 2016
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Lock the doors? wink

Zod

35,295 posts

289 months

Wednesday 24th February 2016
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Stinkotanko said:
Soov535 said:
Where do I begin with this one.
Maybe try sticking a question mark at the end?
Quite right, but your post should have ended in a full stop.

16v stretch

990 posts

188 months

Wednesday 24th February 2016
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I've had a very drunk chap ask me once if I was a taxi.

I was in my Corrado.

The taxi's in my area are a fair mish mash of cars though, ranges from amazingly knackered protons (Looking at you uber driver...) to an S Class one of the slightly dodgy firms runs.