Someone wants to buy my car!
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{quote=email]I AM INTERESTED IN YOUR CAR PLEASE I WILL LIKE TO KNOW THE PRESENT
LOCATION OF THE CAR SEND PICS IF ANY OF MY CLIENT.
VIEWING STATE YOUR BOTTOM LINE PRICE AND LET ME KNOW THE.
PRESENT CONDITION OF THE CAR.
THANKS.
TOM MARK[/quote]
Okay Pistonheads, I have nothing better to do so help me draft my response.
LOCATION OF THE CAR SEND PICS IF ANY OF MY CLIENT.
VIEWING STATE YOUR BOTTOM LINE PRICE AND LET ME KNOW THE.
PRESENT CONDITION OF THE CAR.
THANKS.
TOM MARK[/quote]
Okay Pistonheads, I have nothing better to do so help me draft my response.
My Dear Tom Mark
It is with the enormousness of my excitment that I receive your mails. Whilst it is that my car be of the greatest condition I am sure that you will be wishing to receive it with utmost urgent. There is also the matter of another car belonging to a deceased freind of mine that I am also obliged to sell and that I seek you confidential assistance in the disposal of. My freind had a a major deceasment on an American Airlines flight recently and in order to be avoided of tax I must sell his estate for the benefit of the childrens by use of a foreign agent.
I propose therefore and thus that you provide me details of you bank account and that I shall wire them boths to this detail such that you can realise there full values upon the market of which I am aware you are much experienced. In kind consideration for your rendering of this services I propose that you retain a fee considerable for your difficulties amounting to 10% of the car. I it is propose that you therefore retain the eaxhaust pipe for your service.
Please be assured that this is an honest transaction proposal and that my honesty is impeachable and beyond question.
Yours, from the desk of.
Prince umbeke sirtophamhat bukake
President Nigerian Oil and Embezelment Corporation.
It is with the enormousness of my excitment that I receive your mails. Whilst it is that my car be of the greatest condition I am sure that you will be wishing to receive it with utmost urgent. There is also the matter of another car belonging to a deceased freind of mine that I am also obliged to sell and that I seek you confidential assistance in the disposal of. My freind had a a major deceasment on an American Airlines flight recently and in order to be avoided of tax I must sell his estate for the benefit of the childrens by use of a foreign agent.
I propose therefore and thus that you provide me details of you bank account and that I shall wire them boths to this detail such that you can realise there full values upon the market of which I am aware you are much experienced. In kind consideration for your rendering of this services I propose that you retain a fee considerable for your difficulties amounting to 10% of the car. I it is propose that you therefore retain the eaxhaust pipe for your service.
Please be assured that this is an honest transaction proposal and that my honesty is impeachable and beyond question.
Yours, from the desk of.
Prince umbeke sirtophamhat bukake
President Nigerian Oil and Embezelment Corporation.
dont tell them to 
off straight away!, have some fun with them....
www.fluke-motorsport.co.uk/temp/scammers.html
off straight away!, have some fun with them.... www.fluke-motorsport.co.uk/temp/scammers.html
rustybin said:
My Dear Tom Mark
It is with the enormousness of my excitment that I receive your mails. Whilst it is that my car be of the greatest condition I am sure that you will be wishing to receive it with utmost urgent. There is also the matter of another car belonging to a deceased freind of mine that I am also obliged to sell and that I seek you confidential assistance in the disposal of. My freind had a a major deceasment on an American Airlines flight recently and in order to be avoided of tax I must sell his estate for the benefit of the childrens by use of a foreign agent.
I propose therefore and thus that you provide me details of you bank account and that I shall wire them boths to this detail such that you can realise there full values upon the market of which I am aware you are much experienced. In kind consideration for your rendering of this services I propose that you retain a fee considerable for your difficulties amounting to 10% of the car. I it is propose that you therefore retain the eaxhaust pipe for your service.
Please be assured that this is an honest transaction proposal and that my honesty is impeachable and beyond question.
Yours, from the desk of.
Prince umbeke sirtophamhat bukake
President Nigerian Oil and Embezelment Corporation.
So it's YOU that's been sending me all those e-mails
sirtophamhat said:
{quote=email]I AM INTERESTED IN YOUR CAR PLEASE I WILL LIKE TO KNOW THE PRESENT
LOCATION OF THE CAR SEND PICS IF ANY OF MY CLIENT.
VIEWING STATE YOUR BOTTOM LINE PRICE AND LET ME KNOW THE.
PRESENT CONDITION OF THE CAR.
THANKS.
TOM MARK
I am more than willing to sell you my car at bottom line price. Please forward your deposit to XXXXXXXX.
>> Edited by srebbe64 on Tuesday 22 February 14:59
rustybin said:
My Dear Tom Mark
It is with the enormousness of my excitment that I receive your mails. Whilst it is that my car be of the greatest condition I am sure that you will be wishing to receive it with utmost urgent. There is also the matter of another car belonging to a deceased freind of mine that I am also obliged to sell and that I seek you confidential assistance in the disposal of. My freind had a a major deceasment on an American Airlines flight recently and in order to be avoided of tax I must sell his estate for the benefit of the childrens by use of a foreign agent.
I propose therefore and thus that you provide me details of you bank account and that I shall wire them boths to this detail such that you can realise there full values upon the market of which I am aware you are much experienced. In kind consideration for your rendering of this services I propose that you retain a fee considerable for your difficulties amounting to 10% of the car. I it is propose that you therefore retain the eaxhaust pipe for your service.
Please be assured that this is an honest transaction proposal and that my honesty is impeachable and beyond question.
Yours, from the desk of.
Prince umbeke sirtophamhat bukake
President Nigerian Oil and Embezelment Corporation.
You barsteward, it's you who's been sending me those fricking e-mails!
pablo said:
dont tell them to
www.fluke-motorsport.co.uk/temp/scammers.html
Yes me too, I agreed to meet with their representative in england at the address of the offices of new scotland yard, I wonder whether they showed
KentishS2 said:
My Dear Tom Mark
It is with the enormousness of my excitment that I receive your mails. Whilst it is that my car be of the greatest condition I am sure that you will be wishing to receive it with utmost urgent. There is also the matter of another car belonging to a deceased freind of mine that I am also obliged to sell and that I seek you confidential assistance in the disposal of. My freind had a a major deceasment on an American Airlines flight recently and in order to be avoided of tax I must sell his estate for the benefit of the childrens by use of a foreign agent.
I propose therefore and thus that you provide me details of you bank account and that I shall wire them boths to this detail such that you can realise there full values upon the market of which I am aware you are much experienced. In kind consideration for your rendering of this services I propose that you retain a fee considerable for your difficulties amounting to 10% of the car. I it is propose that you therefore retain the eaxhaust pipe for your service.
Please be assured that this is an honest transaction proposal and that my honesty is impeachable and beyond question.
Yours, from the desk of.
Prince umbeke sirtophamhat bukake
President Nigerian Oil and Embezelment Corporation.
You barsteward, it's you who's been sending me those fricking e-mails!
Oh begger, someone beat me to it. Must read ALL of thread before replying!
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