How to murder a rooster
Discussion
So I write to you at 7am on a Sunday. I've got up made a boiled egg for me and the mrs, de iced her car, sent her to work and had my morning s
t, All because I've been up since 5:30 on a fking Sunday because the bding neighbours have bought a fking rooster.
Cock a fking doodle bding do at 5:30 till 6:30 this morning. Every bding twenty seconds.
Who the fk buys a bding rooster in a residential area.
Surprisingly the bding owners seem immune to it or they're not in when you go to there's to threaten it with ramming a fox up its arse.
So will a blanket over its pen cure it or will I have to take this big fking chicken out.
Here is the wee bding . He's still going. He's going to get a size nine samba right up his
I'm going to eat his liver with a side of roast tatties and Yorkshires
t, All because I've been up since 5:30 on a fking Sunday because the bding neighbours have bought a fking rooster. Cock a f
king doodle bding do at 5:30 till 6:30 this morning. Every bding twenty seconds. Who the f
k buys a bding rooster in a residential area. Surprisingly the b
ding owners seem immune to it or they're not in when you go to there's to threaten it with ramming a fox up its arse. So will a blanket over its pen cure it or will I have to take this big f
king chicken out. Here is the wee b
ding . He's still going. He's going to get a size nine samba right up his I'm going to eat his liver with a side of roast tatties and Yorkshires
There's fking 3 of them!!! They just keep popping out this wee pen. What the fk.
The owner has been spoken to there is a blanket going on tonight "too noisy were they". If not they will need to go in his shed.
This is falkirk the only thing that should keep me up is the soothing glow of the BP flare stack
king 3 of them!!! They just keep popping out this wee pen. What the fk. The owner has been spoken to there is a blanket going on tonight "too noisy were they". If not they will need to go in his shed.
This is falkirk the only thing that should keep me up is the soothing glow of the BP flare stack
Next door had a rooster and hens, I never actually knew he had a rooster until he popped round and said that the hens and rooster had gone because the owners of the house that his garden backed onto had made a complaint to environmental health about the noise; remember I am next door and didn't even know he had a rooster; bit gutted as no more fresh eggs for us.
I don't mind them making a noise after 8 or 9 that's fine. But it's not like me starting my bike early on and disappearing for the rest of the day.
Three of them are in a tiny pen. I don't agree with that.
I'll give him another night. He can move that pen into the shed and get one so they can actually move about in his garden is my compromise. But judging on the way he keeps his children prisoner in his house he won't bother his arse.
Three of them are in a tiny pen. I don't agree with that.
I'll give him another night. He can move that pen into the shed and get one so they can actually move about in his garden is my compromise. But judging on the way he keeps his children prisoner in his house he won't bother his arse.
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