"I'll take the embarrassment and grow from it"
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Seasoned un-named member fell for spoof website story on M25 being a toll road... with "...it isn't one of these known news outlets... but it looks legit..."
This was the story...
M25 operator to introduce TOLL CHARGES from 2017
On the same page... were...
ANGER as Southend barber opens ‘SNIPS ‘N’ TIPZ’ offering haircuts and CIRCUMCISIONS
OUTRAGE as Leigh house prices FALL by 25% after opening of Lidl in Eastwood
Southend Airport FLIGHT DELAYS after guinea pig escapes from local house
Essex county police authority to replace all dogs with HONEY BADGERS by 2018
MOTHER’S DAY HEARTBREAK as woman gives birth and then finds out that newborn ISN’T HERS
Pitsea family found LIVING in IKEA Thurrock 19 YEARS after going missing
Anger as Southend bakery launches Hot Cross Buns WITHOUT ‘offensive’ cross
World Book Day OUTRAGE in Southend as child is sent home for wearing KAMA SUTRA outfit
ESSEX business owners warn ‘DON’T leave Europe, other continents are worse’
ANGER as Southend Council paint YELLOW LINES to stop Lego cars parking by hospital
New GAME OF THRONES to include plot subtitles for ‘frustrated’ ESSEX viewers
Supermarket SLAMMED for selling tinned food WITHOUT labels
OUTRAGE at Southend school after girl is sent home for looking TOO PRETTY in uniform
Anger as Southend bakery launches Hot Cross Buns WITHOUT ‘offensive’ cross
NHS announces plans to MUMBLE PATIENT NAMES to cut down clinic waiting times
ESSEX business owners warn ‘DON’T leave Europe, other continents are worse’
Leigh café SACKS WORKER for refusing to sit ATTRACTIVE customers at best tables
Edit... and this one.... Essex teacher shortage so serious that some classes are being taught by CATS
Now... I could out the OP... but I'm sure he will give a £0.10 donation to his favourite charity to keep his identity secret.
I'll check my email for confirmation daily.
He can chose the charity of his choice. But he better bloody gift aid it!
In fact... if he doesn't the whole transcript might be on a mug for the 2016 secret santa!!!
Our protagonist.... you have been warned... evidence of £0.10 donation to your favourite charity is needed... or you will be outed.
We know where you live
This was the story...
M25 operator to introduce TOLL CHARGES from 2017
On the same page... were...
ANGER as Southend barber opens ‘SNIPS ‘N’ TIPZ’ offering haircuts and CIRCUMCISIONS
OUTRAGE as Leigh house prices FALL by 25% after opening of Lidl in Eastwood
Southend Airport FLIGHT DELAYS after guinea pig escapes from local house
Essex county police authority to replace all dogs with HONEY BADGERS by 2018
MOTHER’S DAY HEARTBREAK as woman gives birth and then finds out that newborn ISN’T HERS
Pitsea family found LIVING in IKEA Thurrock 19 YEARS after going missing
Anger as Southend bakery launches Hot Cross Buns WITHOUT ‘offensive’ cross
World Book Day OUTRAGE in Southend as child is sent home for wearing KAMA SUTRA outfit
ESSEX business owners warn ‘DON’T leave Europe, other continents are worse’
ANGER as Southend Council paint YELLOW LINES to stop Lego cars parking by hospital
New GAME OF THRONES to include plot subtitles for ‘frustrated’ ESSEX viewers
Supermarket SLAMMED for selling tinned food WITHOUT labels
OUTRAGE at Southend school after girl is sent home for looking TOO PRETTY in uniform
Anger as Southend bakery launches Hot Cross Buns WITHOUT ‘offensive’ cross
NHS announces plans to MUMBLE PATIENT NAMES to cut down clinic waiting times
ESSEX business owners warn ‘DON’T leave Europe, other continents are worse’
Leigh café SACKS WORKER for refusing to sit ATTRACTIVE customers at best tables
Edit... and this one.... Essex teacher shortage so serious that some classes are being taught by CATS
Now... I could out the OP... but I'm sure he will give a £0.10 donation to his favourite charity to keep his identity secret.
I'll check my email for confirmation daily.
He can chose the charity of his choice. But he better bloody gift aid it!
In fact... if he doesn't the whole transcript might be on a mug for the 2016 secret santa!!!
Our protagonist.... you have been warned... evidence of £0.10 donation to your favourite charity is needed... or you will be outed.
We know where you live
Edited by Troubleatmill on Sunday 13th March 21:01
Einion Yrth said:
Were it me, my response would be "publish and be damned". Isn't a single one of us hasn't made a prat of ourselves at some point.
Well... I did say delete it and don't look silly..But the mod's killed it early ( probably at his request )..
But in the interests of helping charity.... if the OP stumps up more than the £0.10 + gift aid.... he will remain anonymous.
Otherwise... he will be outed for the human being that he is..
And for each week he refuses to meet our demands....another £0.01 will be added to our demands.
Or if he doesn't donate beforeI get bored of the jest we out him.
Today .... the ransom stands at £0.10 + gift aid.
danllama said:
Our friend has reliably informed me that he doesn't believe in blackmail!
He also thought this might not go away so easily
If you are in contact with your friend.... you best let him know... we know where he lives...He also thought this might not go away so easily
We can make his life miserable...
He can pay the £0.10 + gift aid to his favourite charity at his earliest convenience... and no-one will ever know!
And... kudos for you for standing up for your friend. Not many would do that. Respect.
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