Alistair Darling is in my building today.

[d3ano]

To offically open a new signal/control centre for Liverpool Street Station.
If you couldn't care less about your job what would you do or say to him?

BTW he looks like a right slimey barstool. i should go poke him in the eye.

[V8thunder]

Balaclava, roof beams, sniper rifle, false passport.

You know it makes sense

[vetteheadracer]

I saw him at Edinburgh airport about 2 weeks ago and was so tempted to go and nut him

[vixpy1]

d3ano said:

To offically open a new signal/control centre for Liverpool Street Station. If you couldn't care less about your job what would you do or say to him? BTW he looks like a right slimey barstool. i should go poke him in the eye.

Dean, do you ever deal with a company called Shere?

[einion yrth]

Try and slip some optrex in his tea.

Oh sorry; usual disclaimers apply, no animals harmed in the making of this post etc etc, humour puposes only blah blah, not to be taken as an incitement to action waffle
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[wolves_wanderer]

Ask him to explain why his eyebrows and hair are such radically different colours, if this embarasses him, and has he ever thought of dying one or the other to look less foolish.

Failing that you could just call him a

[einion yrth]

Gazboy said:

Quite possibly the most clueless individual in the cabinet,

He's got some serious competition for the title though.

[Raify]

Simply shout Darling! really loudly across the lobby!



Baaaaa! What is the matter with you, Darling?

[tinman0]

d3ano said:

To offically open a new signal/control centre for Liverpool Street Station. If you couldn't care less about your job what would you do or say to him?

i'd tell him to get a real job...

[WildfireS3]

V8thunder said:

Balaclava, roof beams, sniper rifle, false passport. You know it makes sense

That's just what I was going to say.

[d3ano]

vixpy1 said:

d3ano said: To offically open a new signal/control centre for Liverpool Street Station. If you couldn't care less about your job what would you do or say to him? BTW he looks like a right slimey barstool. i should go poke him in the eye. Dean, do you ever deal with a company called Shere?

not me personally. To be honest is doesn't ring a bell. Why?

[d3ano]

anonymous said:

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i don't think they are real. They were possibly burnt off when he was a kid (prob, no, he was picked on at school) and for the rest of his life he has to stick some comical Hitler tashes and disguise them as eye-brows.

[CraigAlsop]

Raify said:

Simply shout Darling! really loudly across the lobby! Baaaaa! What is the matter with you, Darling?

Sadly, my mates & I were that childish a good few years ago - we were out for a Chinese in Edinburgh, & reasonably well oiled & noticed him sitting at the next table.

Pass the soy sauce Darling!
Thanks Darling!

Bet he's never heard that before.
I cringe at the memory.

Still, it seemed funny at the time

[selmer]

Or you could ask him to do a web-chat with the Ph'ers forum. I'm sure Ted would facilitate that.
Give him a chance to expand on some of his 'interesting' proposals.

[towman]

ALISTAIR DARLING = I RAT IDs, ANAL GIRL

[havoc]

CraigAlsop said:

Pass the soy sauce Darling! Thanks Darling! Bet he's never heard that before.

And I bet it gets more annoying each time!!!

BTW - can I third the balaclava and sniper-rifle suggestion!

[vixpy1]

d3ano said:

vixpy1 said: d3ano said: To offically open a new signal/control centre for Liverpool Street Station. If you couldn't care less about your job what would you do or say to him? BTW he looks like a right slimey barstool. i should go poke him in the eye. Dean, do you ever deal with a company called Shere? Used to work for them, they installed the ticket machines in the FGE ticket office and on the concourse at Liverpool st station a while back not me personally. To be honest is doesn't ring a bell. Why?

[srebbe64]

Don't mention Blackadder, darling!

[neil.b]

Two in the chest, one in the head.

[rude-boy]

neil.b said:

Two in the chest, one in the head.

I always thought it was two in the pink one in te brown or was that something else?