how to beat a breath test machine?
how to beat a breath test machine?
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bryan35

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1,906 posts

271 months

Wednesday 23rd February 2005
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it's all to do with a digeridoo!

anyone heard of circular breathing?

digeridoo and some brass instrument players learn how to do this. You basically continuously breath out through the mouth while breathing in through the nose.

You can do this with practice (I think they start off learning with a straw and a glass of water).

Breath test machines are designed to measure deep lung air, which is that where the air compostion most closely relates to the blood alcohol level.

Circular breathing circumvents this, and although alcohol is still detected, it's nowhere hear the levels that the deep lung air is.

Just hope the bib isn't a brass player and spots what you're doing.

Be interested to know what the actual legal stance is on this, as you'd presumable have to prove that 'ol satchmo' here isn't playing ball!


thoughts?, comments? chaps

Plotloss

67,280 posts

300 months

Wednesday 23rd February 2005
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If the air is going straight in the nose out of the mouth without any assistance from the lungs I could see it holding water (air?)

However the reason that breathalysers work is the alcohol in the blood evaporating across the alveoli so if the air is in anyway coming from the lungs, not just the 'deep lungs' whatever that refers to then there will be alco content.

Besides if the copper thinks in anyway you are playing silly buggers its arrest and a blood test which is infallible pratically...

miniandy

1,512 posts

267 months

Wednesday 23rd February 2005
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you'd be too pissed to remember how to do it!

jjr1

3,041 posts

290 months

Wednesday 23rd February 2005
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It works well as my Uncle showed me in Australia earlier this year. I found it quite hard but after a while I can see that with practice it is a must for all drink drivers.

We used a pub machine that most pubs supply as a drink driving campaign aid. These provide huge amusement to all the locals who practice on it as a means of evading jail/fines for drink driving.

Finally and one really weird thing, is that the notion that people or men for instance can drink 2 pints and be safe is ridiculous.

Out of 5 guys, we all had the same to drink, 3 of us were well under the Aussie limit and 2 were hugely over. All of us were fully grown men but our readings were wildly different.

So 2 pints might be only a quarter of what some people can drink without being over the limit or more than enough for others

>> Edited by jjr1 on Wednesday 23 February 17:16

Streetcop

5,907 posts

268 months

Wednesday 23rd February 2005
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Everything has been tried and has failed....

The lion intoxiliser is foolproof....

medicineman

1,822 posts

267 months

Wednesday 23rd February 2005
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Street do you use a nose clip with the lion machine. We do when we do spirometery on patients. Oh and we can tell with a spirometer exactly where the air is coming from.

Streetcop

5,907 posts

268 months

Wednesday 23rd February 2005
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medicineman said:
Street do you use a nose clip with the lion machine. We do when we do spirometery on patients. Oh and we can tell with a spirometer exactly where the air is coming from.


No nose clip, thankfully...(it's hard enough explaining to the brainless wonders what they have to do, without having them wear nose clips...)

The machine bleeps when air is put into is...also the amount of air is measured...etc etc.

mcflurry

9,190 posts

283 months

Wednesday 23rd February 2005
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bryan35 said:
how to beat a breath test machine?


don't get p1ssed...

nonegreen

7,803 posts

300 months

Wednesday 23rd February 2005
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Great theory and I have seen it done and the guy passed the breath test. I fail to see what is driving the air though. The diagphragm must be making small movements up and down to simultaneously draw in air and push it out which if it does not pull the incoming air deep into the lungs then there may be a slight advantage but its going to be very marginal. Nothing new here though its been around for 20 years or more.

bluepolarbear

1,666 posts

276 months

Wednesday 23rd February 2005
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Plotloss said:
If the air is going straight in the nose out of the mouth without any assistance from the lungs I could see it holding water (air?)


While a nice party trick I think I must be missing something. If the air is going through your nose and straight out of your mouth - how are you breathing? Surely the technique has to take air into your lungs to breath but produce continous music.

lanciachris

3,357 posts

271 months

Wednesday 23rd February 2005
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Oh yeah, and the extra strong mints work too

Wanna buy some amazing masking spray for your numberplate?

ohopkins

708 posts

270 months

Thursday 24th February 2005
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I play the digeredoo and can confirm that this technique works, and that you can lower your blood alcohol reading on one of these machines with circular breathing.

You hardly need to circular breathe though, simply getting enough air into your cheeks and then breathing using the cheeks works.

Also blowing *only* just hard enough to make the machine whistle works well.

Never had cause to use it in anger.

Dwight VanDriver

6,583 posts

274 months

Thursday 24th February 2005
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You can always tell a circular breather. They have this 'orrible habit of turning purple because their blood is not being oxygenated by passage through the lungs.

DVD

ohopkins

708 posts

270 months

Thursday 24th February 2005
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www.airwaysextra.com/AJ%20Dec%20204-207.pdf

>Bollocks. 1.2 liters of air for 6 seconds. Not even close to turning purple. Can you hold your breath for 6 seconds ?

This report also seems to prove the point about deep lung air, and makes the point that 70% of the air must be discarded before deep lung air is encountered.

>> Edited by ohopkins on Thursday 24th February 08:47

supraman2954

3,241 posts

269 months

Thursday 24th February 2005
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Please digeridont post details on how to beat the breathaliser on the net, I think the DD problem is big enough as it is!

ohopkins

708 posts

270 months

Thursday 24th February 2005
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I used to work for the courts, and have seen a great number of people lose their jobs and livelihoods over a couple of points on the breathalyser, often after doing nothing wrong ( breathalysed after someone ran into the back of them etc etc )

I have seen people blow over after having just one drink, hours earlier.

Circular breathing wont help the drunks, but it might make the difference for an otherwise law abiding person to scrape past the limit.

CraigAlsop

1,991 posts

298 months

Thursday 24th February 2005
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nonegreen said:
Great theory and I have seen it done and the guy passed the breath test. I fail to see what is driving the air though. The diagphragm must be making small movements up and down to simultaneously draw in air and push it out which if it does not pull the incoming air deep into the lungs then there may be a slight advantage but its going to be very marginal. Nothing new here though its been around for 20 years or more.
Circular breathing is accomplished by using the cheeks as an air reservoir, so when you are breathing out, you fill up your cheeks; when you are breathing in through the nose into the lungs, you compress the cheeks, all the while letting the same amount of air trickle through your lips.
Much the same principle as bagpipes...
The air for the cheeks is always coming from the lungs, although I would imagine that it isn't deep lung air, which may be why the alcohol content may be lower.

Dwight VanDriver

6,583 posts

274 months

Thursday 24th February 2005
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..... and doesn't BiB just before taking the test ask you to exhale then take a DEEP breath and blow continually for a count 10 -12 seconds ????????....

DVD

kevinday

13,834 posts

310 months

Thursday 24th February 2005
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supraman2954 said:
Please digeridont post details on how to beat the breathaliser on the net, I think the DD problem is big enough as it is!


Spot on, simple rule to beat all tests:

Don't drink and drive!

richb

56,281 posts

314 months

Thursday 24th February 2005
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ohopkins said:
I used to work for the courts... Circular breathing wont help the drunks, but it might make the difference for an otherwise law abiding person to scrape past the limit.
How can they be law abiding if they are over the limit? Doh! Rich...