Slight misunderstanding

[srebbe64]

A colleague at work was telling me that his Dad wanted to replace his old Ford Escort with a new one.

He was looking through the free ads in the local rag and left a message on an answer-phone for someone selling selling an escort. Imagine his surprise when the call was returned offering a different type of escort.

[Trooper2]

Is he still going to take 'er for a test ride?

[flat_steve]

Is he going to put down a deposit?

[srebbe64]

I gather it's been well serviced!

[srebbe64]

It needs filling up though.

[srebbe64]

I gather it's an older model and the big ends gone!

[Incorrigible]

Excesive consumption may indicate big end failure

etc

BTW BedfordRascal at the Mayo comment

[vixpy1]

Can I fit my tools in the boot?

[srebbe64]

Apparently the Escort was overpriced, so he got a Mazda RX8 (you know, the one with the wankle engine).

[vixpy1]

Hello?

Do you do Wankle?

[vixpy1]

Multi-point injection?

[slikk]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

I am so so sorry, but this has just reduced me to tears.

Well done that man

Kim

[srebbe64]

Apparently the the rubbers were so warn it left some dark skid marks.

[hughesie2]

How much to fill er up ??

[srebbe64]

I think the yellow ones are the cheapest. The best sort come with leather.

[vixpy1]

srebbe64 said:

I think the yellow ones are the cheapest. The best sort come with leather.

and good airbags!

[elms]

Swiss Tony/

Choosing a car Paul is like making love to a beautful woman. First buy a magazine and see what ones you like................

Swiss Tony/

[srebbe64]

I understand that the bigger ones have spare tyre.

[vixpy1]

srebbe64 said:

I understand that the bigger ones have spare tyre.

And if they are well used mature types, then the entry appatures can be bigger. This can be cured by attempting entry through the boot.

[hughesie2]

vixpy1 said:

srebbe64 said: I understand that the bigger ones have spare tyre. And if they are well used mature types, then the entry appatures can be bigger. This can be cured by attempting entry through the boot.

This thread is so dead now...