Today's caption competition.

[Wacky Racer]

[Orchid1]

"I then asked him what his name was"

"Jack" was his reply

"Hi Jack"

[sherman]

At least the suicide bomber ironed his shirt

[Robbo 27]

"You look happy"

"Yup, just had a blow job"

"Two in one day, lucky man, this one will rock your socks off"

[Quickmoose]

"pull my finger"

[mr_spock]

Dumb and Dumber

[Sheets Tabuer]

Does my bomb look big in this?

[ajprice]

"Hello Demon Headmaster, I'm your number one fan"

[ApOrbital]

Your tampons look sweet.

[castex]

Gottle o' geer.

[Jasandjules]

Batman had really let himself go, but I still got a selfie..

[Mr GrimNasty]

Mad man sad man.

[Impasse]

Someone with mental health issues, yesterday.

And a pretend suicide bomber.

[bomma220]

Thanks for flying with ISIS air, have a nice day.

[Beati Dogu]

"I thought Arsene Wenger was taller"

[Gr44]

sherman said:

At least the suicide bomber ironed his shirt

^^^ That cracked me up xD

[haggishunter]

Bomber!! I thought someone said donner!!!!

[Noodle1982]

HELLLLLLLLOOOOOO!.......IM ON A PLANE!.....YEAH!.......HE SAYS IT'S A REAL SUICIDE VEST!....