What if...

[Dr Mike Oxgreen]

What if Rick Astley gave you up?
What if Bruce Springsteen had been born outside the USA?
What if Dolly Parton worked 8 to 6?
What if Kylie actually did get you out of her head?
What if everything Bryan Adams does, he does it for someone else?
What if R. Kelly wasn't sure he could fly?
What if the Rolling Stones could get all the satisfaction they wanted?
What if Bob Geldof liked Mondays?
What if Whitney Houston didn't want to dance with anybody?
What if Meatloaf would do anything for love, INCLUDING that?
What if M.C. Hammer let you touch 'this'?

[LordHaveMurci]

Bored?

[JamesRF]

What if people didn't post ridiculous threads on PH?

[SuperchargedVR6]

Lol

What if Speed mattered on PistonHeads?

[SuperchargedVR6]

M.C Hammer did let me touch it once. I was disappointed.

[Gary29]

What if people actually fitted winter tyres to their cars in winter?

[ALBA MELV]

What if Euro Car Parts just sold parts at their best price instead of having various "sales" and discount codes.

[EazyDuz]

10/10 would read again

[Iva Barchetta]

JamesRF said:

What if people didn't post ridiculous threads on PH?

What if the fun police came calling ? .....

[guindilias]

No definitive evidence as to whether or not Bob Geldof likes Mondays (he may love them?) - he wrote the song about a mass shooting, and that was the reason the shooter gave when she was asked why she did it.

[Moonhawk]

What if Orville was happy to accept the fact that he has yet to fledge.

[Petrol Only]

Dr Mike Oxgreen said:

What if Rick Astley gave you up?
What if Bruce Springsteen had been born outside the USA?
What if Dolly Parton worked 8 to 6?
What if Kylie actually did get you out of her head?
What if everything Bryan Adams does, he does it for someone else?
What if R. Kelly wasn't sure he could fly?
What if the Rolling Stones could get all the satisfaction they wanted?
What if Bob Geldof liked Mondays?
What if Whitney Houston didn't want to dance with anybody?
What if Meatloaf would do anything for love, INCLUDING that?
What if M.C. Hammer let you touch 'this'?

In the pub early i see.

[AmiableChimp]

What if Jim Diamond knew better?
What if Queen didn't want to break free?
What if Transvision Vamp did want your money and not your love?
What if The Hollies brother was heavy?
What if Michael Jackson was good?

[Pieman68]

What if the Wonderstuff chose to be standoffish whilst sitting in the most expensive seats?

[Flying Fish]

What if Dave Grohl really did want to be your monkey wrench?
What if Maxi Jazz slept like a log?
What if Mick Fleetwood wanted you to go a different way?

[Don1]

What if Guns 'n ' Roses never got to Paradise City?

[vx220]

ALBA MELV said:

What if Euro Car Parts just sold parts at their best price instead of having various "sales" and discount codes.

I CAN ANSWER THIS ONE!

My ex-employer tried this, giving an "everyday low price", which resulted in a lot of "it's cheaper in Argos, cos it says 'SAVE £40', so it must be cheaper there Even though it's the same price" and the company died...

The great British public aren't clever enough to understand that the end price is what matters, they only see "SAVE" and "WAS..." when buying.

[Doofus]

What if you could ignore a thread without having to post in it first?

[Nom de ploom]

SuperchargedVR6 said:

M.C Hammer did let me touch his once. I was disappointed.

if you played your cards right you might have got your hands on his twice.... /blackadder (terrible analogy)

[Pieman68]

Nom de ploom said:

if you played your cards right you might have got your hands on his twice.... /blackadder (terrible analogy)

In a corridor?