Moments in time - gorgeous women / men.
Moments in time - gorgeous women / men.
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C0ffin D0dger

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3,440 posts

176 months

Wednesday 6th April 2016
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I'm a married man so really shouldn't entertain any ideas of this sort of stuff but still consider that what ifs after the event, I'll give a few examples....

We had a week away on the East Yorkshire coast last week, I'd gone into the local Tesco to stock up on supplies whilst the wife stayed in the car with our two kids. I clocked this very attractive female member of staff wandering around (unusual for Tesco I know), tall, slim but not skinny, nice bum, long brown hair, probably about half my age, and sort of unintentionally followed her around the shop whilst doing my shopping enjoying the view each time. Then as I finished up and headed to the quietest checkout only to see that she is operating it biggrin What followed was a very pleasant exchange of conversation with lots of eye contact and her helping to pack my bags even though I'd originally declined the offer. I'm sure she was just being polite but in my younger days I'd have been kicking myself if I hadn't at least complimented her on her appearance and asked if she fancied a drink after work or some such. Made my afternoon and she gave me a card with a URL to provide feedback for Clubcard points and a prize draw which I did and specifically said she was a credit to Tesco for being so nice.

Another one that sticks in my mind was whilst getting some fuel at the local petrol station and seeing an absolutely stunning looking woman, perfect figure, tanned but not orange, dressed to thrill in this figure hugging polka dot dress with some suitably sexy stilettos. Just as I got to the door to pay for my fuel she was coming out so I naturally held the door open, she smiled and said thanks to which I replied no problem but again in my single days what if I had been cheeky enough to compliment her on her looks.

So lets have your stories, did you pass a cheeky compliment and ended up in a relationship with said person (or get a kicking from their cage fighting boyfriend). Any moments in time that you now think if only? Can somebody sort me out a time machine laugh

Sycamore

2,214 posts

149 months

Wednesday 6th April 2016
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You're not getting any at home, are you?

jjones

4,492 posts

224 months

Wednesday 6th April 2016
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This morning, glanced in the mirror, you handsome bd I thought to myself.

hornetrider

63,161 posts

236 months

Wednesday 6th April 2016
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She never packed your bags!

Jesus Christ - she definitely definitely wanted to take down your particulars in the milk aisle. 100%.





































You sad old sexless sap.

Alex

9,978 posts

315 months

Wednesday 6th April 2016
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You're a man. You'd shag every women that said "yes" if you could and still love your wife and not think anything of it.

Unfortunately, the female brain works differently...

Sheets Tabuer

21,508 posts

246 months

Wednesday 6th April 2016
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Bet you went home can cracked one off.

Thankyou4calling

11,035 posts

204 months

Wednesday 6th April 2016
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I can kind of understand where you are coming from but following a member of staff around Tesco who is half your age and looking at her enough to remember these details is borderline stalky I'd say.


C0ffin D0dger

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3,440 posts

176 months

Wednesday 6th April 2016
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Sycamore said:
You're not getting any at home, are you?
Sadly not as much as I used too laugh Two kids put paid to that.

C0ffin D0dger

Original Poster:

3,440 posts

176 months

Wednesday 6th April 2016
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Sheets Tabuer said:
Bet you went home can cracked one off.
Of course wink

C0ffin D0dger

Original Poster:

3,440 posts

176 months

Wednesday 6th April 2016
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Thankyou4calling said:
I can kind of understand where you are coming from but following a member of staff around Tesco who is half your age and looking at her enough to remember these details is borderline stalky I'd say.

I only posted this thread for a bit of light hearted fun as I'm very bored at work biggrin I wasn't intentionally following her around just the fact our paths crossed a couple of times and I inadvertently ended up on the checkout she was working but it was all just random chance but yeah I get where your coming from laugh

I've no intention of cheating on my wife even if the opportunity presented itself which is fairly unlikely smile


944fan

4,962 posts

216 months

Wednesday 6th April 2016
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C0ffin D0dger said:
younger days I'd have been kicking myself if I hadn't at least complimented her on her appearance
Can't the poor woman just get on with her job without some old perv like you making cheeky comments :-)

Timmy40

13,014 posts

229 months

Wednesday 6th April 2016
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Alex said:
You're a man. You'd shag every women that said "yes" if you could and still love your wife and not think anything of it.

Unfortunately, the female brain works differently...
yes It's such a pity. In a more sane world the OPs wife would have realised that him humping the checkout girl whilst she packed his ham and pickle sandwich and cheesy wotsits was nothing more than a physical act that has/had no bearing on his love for her.

Thankyou4calling

11,035 posts

204 months

Wednesday 6th April 2016
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C0ffin D0dger said:
I only posted this thread for a bit of light hearted fun as I'm very bored at work biggrin I wasn't intentionally following her around just the fact our paths crossed a couple of times and I inadvertently ended up on the checkout she was working but it was all just random chance but yeah I get where your coming from laugh

I've no intention of cheating on my wife even if the opportunity presented itself which is fairly unlikely smile

You are right, light hearted fun. Fair play. I've certainly done it, I remember once at some ungodly hour in the morning i was stumbling around a station car park looking for the parking meter and was guided by an attractive female in an Audi. I popped a business card under her screen when she'd left and the next morning got a text and one thing led to another:-)

Which store was it in case I'm ever that waybiglaugh

Alex

9,978 posts

315 months

Wednesday 6th April 2016
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Bonus points for cheesy wotsits. smile

Ari

19,828 posts

246 months

Wednesday 6th April 2016
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C0ffin D0dger said:
What followed was a very pleasant exchange of conversation with lots of eye contact and her helping to pack my bags even though I'd originally declined the offer. I'm sure she was just being polite but in my younger days I'd have been kicking myself if I hadn't at least complimented her on her appearance and asked if she fancied a drink after work or some such. Made my afternoon and she gave me a card with a URL to provide feedback for Clubcard points and a prize draw which I did and specifically said she was a credit to Tesco for being so nice.
Aaaand there it is! rofl

HOGEPH

5,249 posts

217 months

Wednesday 6th April 2016
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Thankyou4calling said:
I popped a business card under her screen when she'd left and the next morning got a text and one thing led to another:-)
She bought a photocopier off of you?

Ari

19,828 posts

246 months

Wednesday 6th April 2016
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Thankyou4calling said:
I remember once at some ungodly hour in the morning i was stumbling around a station car park looking for the parking meter and was guided by an attractive female in an Audi. I popped a business card under her screen when she'd left and the next morning got a text and one thing led to another:-)
When you're struggling to tell the difference between xhamster and real life, it's time to put the Kleenex down and step away from the PC...

Vincefox

20,566 posts

203 months

Wednesday 6th April 2016
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She's with me right now smile

Potatoes

3,606 posts

201 months

Wednesday 6th April 2016
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I'm almost embarrassed to say I really relate to the OP!

I have many stories of me following lovely ladies around shops/trains/airports enjoying the view whilst getting on with my day... not one of them have given me a feedback card though, you need to share your secret!

HOGEPH

5,249 posts

217 months

Wednesday 6th April 2016
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Sheets Tabuer said:
Bet you went home can cracked one off.
Every fiddle helps...