Want to start thread, but I've got no ideas....

[srebbe64]

....any suggestions?

I wonder how long until the padlock arrives.

[vixpy1]

Well, going on present form... 67 pages?

[srebbe64]

vixpy1 said:

Well, going on present form... 67 pages?

That's not a suggestion, or are you proposing it should be a debate about the length of threads and padlocks?

[Jinx]

Why not a drunken "I love you all thread" - we haven't had one of those since Mungo joined the dark side...

Or a spirited rant at how appalling Basingstoke is; how I miss those Carzee moments....

[Incorrigible]

How about a reasoned debate about fox hunting

[Plotloss]

Incorrigible said:

How about a reasoned debate about fox hunting

F**k off, tw*t!

[lunarscope]

God or Dog ?
Dyslexia or thicko ?
Jaffa Cakes or Hob Nobs ?

[neil.b]

I'm amusing myself over on the "Does poppers make you gay?" thread.

Come on in, the water is lovely....

[The GMan]

neil.b said:

I'm amusing myself over on the "Does poppers make you gay?" thread. Come on in, the water is lovely....

I am a Dirty Pervert and have tried Poppers several times, but it has never turned me into a Huckle!

[neil.b]

The GMan said:

neil.b said: I'm amusing myself over on the "Does poppers make you gay?" thread. Come on in, the water is lovely.... I am a Dirty Pervert and have tried Poppers several times, but it has never turned me into a Huckle!

Yeah, pull the string, loud pop, shower of tissue paper....

Dunno what the fuss is about really....

[The GMan]

neil.b said:

The GMan said: neil.b said: I'm amusing myself over on the "Does poppers make you gay?" thread. Come on in, the water is lovely.... I am a Dirty Pervert and have tried Poppers several times, but it has never turned me into a Huckle! If one goes off in your eye you have problems! Well Mrs Gman said it hurt! Yeah, pull the string, loud pop, shower of tissue paper.... Dunno what the fuss is about really....

If it goes off in your eye you have problems!
Well Mrs Gman said it hurt!

[jimothy]

lunarscope said:

Jaffa Cakes or Hob Nobs ?

Jaffa cakes. Every time.

[Iceman82]

jimothy said:

lunarscope said: Jaffa Cakes or Hob Nobs ? Jaffa cakes. Every time.

Schoolboy, Hob Nobs are the clear winner

[srebbe64]

Okay, plenty of ideas and I’ll try to incorporate them into my thread subject. As follows:

Is it right that a fox hunt in Basingstoke was banned, simply because a senior council official said that it was God’s will for all animals to live? He also banned the sale of all meat products (suggesting that biscuits be consumed instead) - and that poppers should be available on the NHS.

[neil.b]

srebbe64 said:

Okay, plenty of ideas and I’ll try to incorporate them into my thread subject. As follows: Is it right that a fox hunt in Basingstoke was banned, simply because a senior council official said that it was God’s will for all animals to live? He also banned the sale of all meat products (suggesting that biscuits be consumed instead) - and that poppers should be available on the NHS.

Will nobody think of the children?

[The GMan]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

Something about perverts and women complaining when something accidently shoots into their eye too.

[srebbe64]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

Did I not mention that council official was a young single parent called "Abdullieh Kchovniz".

[bruciebabie]

So this chainsmoking estate agent drives his silver BMW 316 with the foglights on to the foxhunt whereupon he is struck down by bird flu because he deserves it.

[munter]

bruciebabie said:

So this chainsmoking estate agent drives his silver BMW 316 with the foglights on to the foxhunt whereupon he is struck down by bird flu because he deserves it.

It did have bull bars on it as well right?

[The Wiz]

and he left his foglights on as well ...