Excellent 991.2 review
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swimd

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350 posts

150 months

Thursday 14th April 2016
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Porsche knows how to cater to its target audience. I particularly enjoy the new style phone charger.

https://youtu.be/fdkzKoyJWy4?t=538

scenario8

7,898 posts

208 months

Thursday 14th April 2016
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Goodness me. I know I must sound so out of touch, and I said something similar when I was directed to a film on a thread in the McLaren forum, but just who are these people? How? Why? What?

I don't understand anything anymore.

hornbaek

3,831 posts

264 months

Thursday 14th April 2016
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I couldn't understand her - too much botox in the way.

Evolved

4,078 posts

216 months

Thursday 14th April 2016
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Couldn't focus on the car as the lips were getting in the way! Jesus titty christ, women in the uk are ridiculous nowadays, wag wannabe.


v8ksn

4,713 posts

213 months

Thursday 14th April 2016
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hornbaek said:
I couldn't understand her - too much botox in the way.
rofl

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AndyCGTS

589 posts

232 months

Thursday 14th April 2016
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v8ksn said:
hornbaek said:
I couldn't understand her - too much botox in the way.
rofl

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LOL @ botox comment.

I'd have gone with the blue one personally.

shantybeater

1,202 posts

198 months

Thursday 14th April 2016
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What the hell is this? I feel sad.....

EricE

1,945 posts

158 months

Thursday 14th April 2016
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anonymous said:
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Is this what Porsche has become? After watching a good part of this video I'm almost wondering if this could be viral marketing for Lotus et al.

At one part she switched to Sport Plus, the car went into manual mode and she got visibly tense and stressed out because she has no idea how to shift with the paddles.
The way the video is cut there makes me think she bounced it against the limiter a few times. (10:25 onwards)

One for all manual/naturally aspirated PH fanatics — this is the (sad) reality.

ags11

610 posts

169 months

Thursday 14th April 2016
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Unfortunately this isn't a wind up. It's like a Little Britain sketch!

stevewak

537 posts

159 months

Thursday 14th April 2016
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Porsche GB Press will not be happy. Big no-no for official dealers of any brand to lend cars for any sort of editorial coverage, great or small. And you can see why...

mollytherocker

14,458 posts

238 months

Thursday 14th April 2016
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I only managed 1 minute.

I am off to harm myself.

RSVP911

8,192 posts

162 months

Thursday 14th April 2016
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Thanks so much for starting this thread - I haven't laughed so much in ages - it's hilarious - I love the bit where she points out that there is space in the back for "kids or something" - classic . In fact that's nearly as good as she bit when she gets in the passenger seat and does the whole pouty stare thing. I especially enjoyed how she's holding the steering wheel ! clap




Edited by RSVP911 on Thursday 14th April 21:34

MDL111

8,875 posts

206 months

Thursday 14th April 2016
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scenario8 said:
Goodness me. I know I must sound so out of touch, and I said something similar when I was directed to a film on a thread in the McLaren forum, but just who are these people? How? Why? What?

I don't understand anything anymore.
those were pretty much my thoughts after the first 30 sec .... then I fast forwarded a little and watched another segment. then I gave up

I think I saw a Miami blue car in the distance today - looked pretty striking on a grey/rainy day

David W.

1,950 posts

238 months

Friday 15th April 2016
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What got me is the comments ( from her followers?) seems just as serious! She's like a female Alan Partridge.
Begs the question should you have to pass a suitability test to own one.

Nimerino

302 posts

142 months

Friday 15th April 2016
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I'm 34, so I'm probably not too young for this type of c**p. And yet, my corneas are irreparably seared and my eardrums still ringing after that display of shameless stupidity. An ipecac cleanse couldn't get the bad aftertaste out of my mouth.

It genuinely made me question my choice of car for a few minutes.

georgeq

110 posts

155 months

Friday 15th April 2016
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Moderators please merge this with 'Porsche owners, stereotypes and hate' and 'Porsche the new BMW ?'.

Mousem40

1,674 posts

246 months

Friday 15th April 2016
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15 minutes of my life wasted.

I want to fill in a questionnaire.
Can someone tell me where I can download a questionnaire?
I want to say things, in a questionnaire, right now.
Really bad things. Hurtful things.

stevewak

537 posts

159 months

Friday 15th April 2016
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anonymous said:
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Hi Cmoose,

Well, manufacturers like Ferrari (and I am certain Porsche) are very keen that a) only the 'correct' media has access to their cars, ie. it's a privilege that been granted by the manufacturer, so they can take it away again and b) the road test cars are to EXACTLY the specification and condition they want the press to write about. So loads of extras, freshly serviced, new tyres, brand-new un-kerbed wheels, no faults, no warning lights or service lights, full tank of fuel, clean interior. The last thing they want is either a proper journo taking a duff, poorly prepared car out for a spin and pronouncing it 'rubbish', or - and this is the perfect example - some total no-hoper behind the wheel of a model of car with an image carefully spun over the decades of 'Le Mans', 'the ultimate driving experience' and 'sheer unadulterated performance'.

Both the journalists and official main dealers know it's out of bounds for franchised dealers, and both have much to lose. You might get a franchised letting a journo have a go in an older model (say a Testarossa) or as part of a pre-arranged feature on official pre-owned. Flashy non-franchise dealers can do what they like. Ditto, classic specialists.

What impression do we get from this video? Certainly, the presenter is pretty rubbish, but also it raises the subliminal question: "Do I want to buy a car that complete berks like this clearly want to own?" It's the latter that the manufacturers go to great lengths to avoid.


stevewak

537 posts

159 months

Friday 15th April 2016
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anonymous said:
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MrBarry123

6,102 posts

150 months

Friday 15th April 2016
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mollytherocker said:
I only managed 1 minute.

I am off to harm myself.
25 seconds for me.