JUST DESSERTS - WARM FUZZY FEELING
JUST DESSERTS - WARM FUZZY FEELING
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Vesuvius996

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35,829 posts

301 months

Saturday 26th February 2005
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If there's one thing I have found since I got the 996, it's that idiots want to drive up my ar5e, and when I won't rise to the bait they overtake up the inside at 60mph using the bus lane.

Get's my goat, but let them get on with it.

Anyway, today some absolute STROKER follows me down Commercial Road RIGHT up mt ar5e. He's ducking and weaving and giving me the "coffee bean shake" to indicate that I am c0ck for driving within the speed limit. He spots his opportunity and ducks into the bus lane and floors his 1.1 Fiesta which belches huge clouds of black filth.....

As he glares at me from uder his overgelled hair as he goes past, he fails to notice the old fashioned "market stall" laden with fruit which has been left by a middle aged market trader who is getting a bacon sarnie and a tea in the cafe.

The result was fruit carnage and a subsequent leathering from the 20 stone East End market trader. I had to change my trousers when I got home.

The is a God.




>>> Edited by Vesuvius996 on Saturday 26th February 12:49

MR2Mike

20,143 posts

285 months

Saturday 26th February 2005
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Sweet! Now if only someone had captured it on video..

Don

28,378 posts

314 months

Saturday 26th February 2005
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Every so often Fortune dishes out Justice.

Deep joy!

But I feel sorry for the trader!

james_J

3,996 posts

285 months

Saturday 26th February 2005
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Rejoice rejoice!

parrot of doom

23,075 posts

264 months

Saturday 26th February 2005
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aahhahha thats excellent. I hope the trader made the twerp pay for the fruit and the damage!

birdbrain

1,564 posts

269 months

Saturday 26th February 2005
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What a result!