Tell us something trivial about your wife

[bernhund]

Mine's gone fencing tonight, which is why I'm sat here posting this new thread. I'm hoping that when she gets back, there'll be some more sword action....

[stuartmmcfc]

Mines a City fan when we're winning. It's "your lot" when we aren't.

[GT03ROB]

Mine's gone out with a bloke thats desperate to get off with her......
...... I've sent my step son as chaperone....
.......... I went to the US Ambassadors personal residence for a few free beers.....

The above is daft but true.

[bernhund]

GT03ROB said:

Mine's gone out with a bloke thats desperate to get off with her......
...... I've sent my step son as chaperone....
.......... I went to the US Ambassadors personal residence for a few free beers.....

The above is daft but true.

I'm loving the way you assessed the risks...'beer or go with the wife?', Light bulb moment 'I know, I'll send a chaperone AND get the beer!'

[EnglishTony]

Mine gets more sense out of the dog than she does out of me. Apparently

[Kenty]

She's a candy crush ninja!

[vanordinaire]

Mine's just had four implants fitted.

[loughran]

Cochlear ?

[bomb]

my wife gave me a kidney.( oh hang on......that's not trivial).

Edited by bomb on Tuesday 19th April 21:26

[hidetheelephants]

vanordinaire said:

Mine's just had four implants fitted.

Teeth?

[Chunkymonkey71]

Like most things on PH; this has been done before.

[rhinochopig]

Chunkymonkey71 said:

Like most things on PH; this has been done before.

So you didn't marry a Virgin. Few do, nothing to worry about.

[Chunkymonkey71]

rhinochopig said:

Chunkymonkey71 said:

Like most things on PH; this has been done before.

So you didn't marry a Virgin. Few do, nothing to worry about.

I see what you did there...!

[gizlaroc]

rhinochopig said:

So you didn't marry a Virgin. Few do, nothing to worry about.

[tiffx19]

21 years. Never kerbed an alloy.

[ApOrbital]

Wife er what are they?

[Brother D]

Has great spacial awareness - especially driving. And she grew up in the USA. It doesn't make sense.

[Captain Muppet]

Not only trivial but never before mentioned in the many angry, bitter and pathetic whiny rants about the former Mrs Muppet: she was a professional fire eater for a while. What a huge amount of money a minor hiccup could have saved me.

The current Mrs Not-Muppet-Because-Not-Married had a circular burn mark on her arm from a hot casing while firing a Tommy gun. It's healed completely now.

[Captain Muppet]

ApOrbital said:

Wife er what are they?

Ah, this would be the faux-stupidity that makes the internet such a hateful place to spend time.

I know you know this, but a wife is what a girlfriend wants to be when their boyfriend grows up.

[mybrainhurts]

Mine buggered off.

Life is sweet...