Curtain Twitching
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C0ffin D0dger

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3,440 posts

176 months

Monday 25th April 2016
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Not normally one to spy on the neighbourhood but there's something odd going on next door.

Our neighbours moved in a few years back, nice enough couple and don't bother us too much. The husband is a bit odd / geeky, apparently likes collecting things like Monopoly sets, and obviously a bit of a Sci-Fi fan. Their eldest kid's middle name is Tiberius which is what the T stands for in James T Kirk in case you didn't know, poor kid. They've got two kids aged roughly 2 & 4. The husband works in IT was was out of work for a while, eventually got a contract in London so spends Monday-Friday living there, returns home at the weekend.

So a few months back we noticed a bloke we didn't recognise staying there during the week i.e. car was parked outside, saw him leave in the morning etc. We was invited to their kids birthday party were she explained they'd got a lodger as their loft conversion was excellent for this - bedroom + ensuite, and the extra income was useful. He only needed a room during the week so ideal situation. My wife chatted with her and asked if it was useful having an extra someone about in the week to help with the kids etc. She said the lodger was a techy and happy to hide in his room for most of the time he was there.

Fast forward to the warm evening we had last week, I was playing out in the garden with the kids and so were her and the lodger. Didn't think much of it, just thought he might have been being sociable. Took the kids in a bit later for bath time and happened to look out of the bedroom window and they were sat on their swing seat close together and holding hands! Seems a bit overly friendly to me...

Is she shagging the lodger in the week and the husband at the weekend, he still comes home. Open relationship? I'm intrigued.

Keeping the wife and I entertained anyway biggrin

CaptainSlow

13,179 posts

243 months

Monday 25th April 2016
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Nothing in it, we have a lodger that stays with us in the week whilst I'm working in the smoke. We also have a loft conversion, apparently he just stays in his room playing on his playstation all the time.

Ilovejapcrap

3,311 posts

143 months

Monday 25th April 2016
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anonymous said:
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Hang on a min that's not her hand

CaptainSlow

13,179 posts

243 months

Monday 25th April 2016
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anonymous said:
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I doubt it, she says he's really ugly....anyhow she seems to have gone off nooky recently so nothing to worry about.

HTP99

25,383 posts

171 months

Monday 25th April 2016
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An acquaintance of ours was dropped in it by their son once; daddy's special friend was mentioned in passing, all innocently.

Daddy still lived at home with mummy (she was a witch), however he had a girl friend that the kids and wife were aware of, the wife died completely unexpectedly (she didn't wake up), dad is now married to the girlfriend.

Hoofy

80,150 posts

313 months

Monday 25th April 2016
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CaptainSlow said:
anonymous said:
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I doubt it, she says he's really ugly....anyhow she seems to have gone off nooky recently so nothing to worry about.
biglaugh

PositronicRay

29,060 posts

214 months

Monday 25th April 2016
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HTP99 said:
An acquaintance of ours was dropped in it by their son once; daddy's special friend was mentioned in passing, all innocently.

Daddy still lived at home with mummy (she was a witch), however he had a girl friend that the kids and wife were aware of, the wife died completely unexpectedly (she didn't wake up), dad is now married to the girlfriend.
Mushrooms

WelshChris

1,303 posts

285 months

Monday 25th April 2016
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CaptainSlow said:
I doubt it, she says he's really ugly....anyhow she seems to have gone off nooky recently so nothing to worry about.
Gone off nookie? - perhaps that's only just with you - even more to worry about I'd say! yikes

anonymous-user

85 months

Monday 25th April 2016
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can you film it?

jjones

4,492 posts

224 months

Monday 25th April 2016
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She's fking them both, more than likely without the husband knowing.

foxsasha

1,467 posts

166 months

Monday 25th April 2016
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The parrot factory's owner has booked a holiday to the Maldives on the proceeds of this thread hehe

Chris Type R

8,964 posts

280 months

Monday 25th April 2016
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foxsasha said:
The parrot factory's owner has booked a holiday to the Maldives on the proceeds of this thread hehe
I attended a parrot show in Tenerife recently. Based upon the number of birds, they're on holiday as well.

CaptainSlow

13,179 posts

243 months

Monday 25th April 2016
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WelshChris said:
Gone off nookie? - perhaps that's only just with you - even more to worry about I'd say! yikes
I don't think so, I did have the chance to have a quick game with him, what sort of moron put hotels on the Old Kent Road?

fttm

4,607 posts

166 months

Monday 25th April 2016
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OK I'll ask , is she fit ?

Digby

8,357 posts

277 months

Monday 25th April 2016
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Are either of them like this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Z8pgV74_Hw

Jimmyarm

1,962 posts

209 months

Monday 25th April 2016
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Who cares, Tiberius is a cool name anyway

DoubleD

22,154 posts

139 months

Monday 25th April 2016
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Jimmyarm said:
Who cares, Tiberius is a cool name anyway
Ha ha you are joking I hope?

HOGEPH

5,249 posts

217 months

Monday 25th April 2016
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There was a young maid from Cape Cod,
Who dreamed she was sleeping with god.
‘Twas not the almighty,
Who pulled up her nightie,
‘Twas Roger, the lodger, the sod!

Impasse

15,099 posts

272 months

Monday 25th April 2016
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So Roger is twitching this woman's curtains?

HOGEPH

5,249 posts

217 months

Monday 25th April 2016
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What's the beef?