women and baby talk

[Nom de ploom]

Does any blokes' OH still say certain words like they're still in infant school??

its so annoying.

my OH says "veggibles" for vegetables....

"elbell" for elbow....

and her use of naming illterations for household appliances is getting out of hand...

we have a "kenny". its a kettle.

"victor" for vaccuum the list goes on

[NBTBRV8]

Well, you attracted it.

[Dr Murdoch]

When serving dinner does she say "Nom de ploom, do you want some nom nom?"

[dazwalsh]

Sounds like you met a fruit loop, and unless you are one yourself you are going to find all that sort of st annoying.

[INWB]

Nom de ploom said:

Does any blokes' OH still say certain words like they're still in infant school??

its so annoying.

my OH says "veggibles" for vegetables....

"elbell" for elbow....

and her use of naming illterations for household appliances is getting out of hand...

we have a "kenny". its a kettle.

"victor" for vaccuum the list goes on

Your other half sounds like a moron

[Vitorio]

dazwalsh said:

Sounds like you met a fruit loop, and unless you are one yourself you are going to find all that sort of st annoying.

Ill agree with the fruit loop diagnosis!

Mind you, naming appliances isnt too entirely insane, as long as its kept to a reasonable level. I dont name my appliances, but cars might get named if i like em.

[Dog Star]

No, but she still arranges my food into designs to make me eat the vegetables, a couple of examples below but I've loads more - probably worthy of their own thread.





I'm 48 years old, by the way

[EnglishTony]

Dog Star said:

No, but she still arranges my food into designs to make me eat the vegetables, a couple of examples below but I've loads more - probably worthy of their own thread.

I wish mine would do that but as I'm 2 years older than you it might be senile dementia setting in.

[HOGEPH]

Blanchimont said:

Do you have to make airplane noises to get your cock in her mouth?

Is it a microlight?

[anonymous-user]

Nom de ploom said:

Does any blokes' OH still say certain words like they're still in infant school??

its so annoying.

my OH says "veggibles" for vegetables....

"elbell" for elbow....

and her use of naming illterations for household appliances is getting out of hand...

we have a "kenny". its a kettle.

"victor" for vaccuum the list goes on

Seriously, exactly how old is your partner?

/phones the police

[xjay1337]

Mine goes "STOP HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT" and sulks like a teenager.
Or "be nice" like a small girl telling her other sister to stop teasing her.

[TLandCruiser]

She's mental

[Motorsport_is_Expensive]

Dog Star said:

No, but she still arranges my food into designs to make me eat the vegetables, a couple of examples below but I've loads more - probably worthy of their own thread.





I'm 48 years old, by the way

That's amazing.

[HD Adam]

Motorsport_is_Expensive said:

Dog Star said:

No, but she still arranges my food into designs to make me eat the vegetables, a couple of examples below but I've loads more - probably worthy of their own thread.





I'm 48 years old, by the way

That's amazing.

More of this please.

[ali_kat]

Nom de ploom said:

Does any blokes' OH still say certain words like they're still in infant school??

its so annoying.

my OH says "veggibles" for vegetables....

"elbell" for elbow....

and her use of naming illterations for household appliances is getting out of hand...

we have a "kenny". its a kettle.

"victor" for vaccuum the list goes on

It is not cute, it is not amusing, it is concerning - She sounds like a bunny boiling weirdo

Kind regards
A female poster (as I think all the others have been male so far)

[iphonedyou]

Dog Star said:

No, but she still arranges my food into designs to make me eat the vegetables, a couple of examples below but I've loads more - probably worthy of their own thread.





I'm 48 years old, by the way

More please. New thread is absolutely fine.

[ali_kat]

Dog Star said:

No, but she still arranges my food into designs to make me eat the vegetables, a couple of examples below but I've loads more - probably worthy of their own thread.





I'm 48 years old, by the way

That is excellent

I'm so going to start doing this

[Cotty]

Vitorio said:

Mind you, naming appliances isnt too entirely insane, as long as its kept to a reasonable level. I dont name my appliances, but cars might get named if i like em.

I have a hoover called Henry.

[anonymous-user]

The same with ANYONE who pretends not to be able to pronounce "spaghetti". Punch in the mouth, regardless of age or sex. fking thick, backward wkers. "Ooh look at how stupid I am, isn't it fashionable!"

OP: can you do a Pistorious on her?

[john2443]

OpulentBob said:

OP: can you do a Pistorious on her?

Confused! Does that mean shoot her or chop her legs off?

Oh, or run away very fast?