Whats up with Delia

[john75]

Did anyone here Delia Smith screaming over the microphone at the Norwich City Man City Match last night.

Not sure whats up with her ?

[egoboss]

john75 said:

Did anyone here Delia Smith screaming over the microphone at the Norwich City Man City Match last night. Not sure whats up with her ?

menopausal.

mind you, i feel like doing that when watching sheffield wednesday.

[vixpy1]

john75 said:

Did anyone here Delia Smith screaming over the microphone at the Norwich City Man City Match last night. Not sure whats up with her ?

So, are you the one fan of man city... or the one fan or Norwich city?

[birdbrain]

She sounded drunk to me.

[neil.b]

I feel like doing that when she's on the TV.

"Now, you might think you know how to boil and egg but my way is the only proper way. Do it my way. DO IT. YOU MUST COMPLY. FAILURE TO COMPLY WILL LEAD TO EXTERMINATION. EXTERMINATE ANTHONY WORRAL THOMPSON. EXTERMINATE!!!!"




.....sorry....

[billb]

alcohol its great!

[egoboss]

birdbrain said:

She sounded drunk to me.

she has been known to have a tendency to rather over indulge in the old cooking sherry ..... mind you, so would i if i'd poured millions into norwich city.

i need to get hammered after most sheff wed matches and that's only cost me £22!

[Witchfinder]

neil.b said:

I feel like doing that when she's on the TV. "Now, you might think you know how to boil and egg but my way is the only proper way. Do it my way. DO IT. YOU MUST COMPLY. FAILURE TO COMPLY WILL LEAD TO EXTERMINATION. EXTERMINATE ANTHONY WORRAL THOMPSON. EXTERMINATE!!!!"

She must hate Jamie Oliver.

"Yeah, just sling some of this in there, and a bit of that!" (said in crap mockney moped-riding -hole accent)

Whereas she's so precise about everything. I tried her recipe for pancakes, and it was . They just didn't taste right.

EDIT: Language filter must need cleaning out, 'cos it's not working properly.

>> Edited by Witchfinder on Tuesday 1st March 12:21

[munter]

I saw some dappy tart on a football pitch for a few seconds shouting about something as I left the house this morning. I'm presuming that was delia...what was she on about...got a link?

[mcflurry]

I think fair play to her, she motivated the team and crowd after a diabolical 1st half.

She can cook my dinner anytime

[meeja]

munter said:

what was she on about...got a link?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/n/norwich/4307661.stm

[selmer]

Rumour has it, she resorts to four letter profanities when getting frustrated with her cookery 'team'. You know along the lines of, "I said take the pie out of the oven at half past three you shit for brained w*nker".
That sort of stuff.

[selmer]

The swear filter is on BTW.

[AC79xxx]

mcflurry said:

I think fair play to her, she motivated the team and crowd after a diabolical 1st half.

Yeah, but Norwich lost 3-2

[DELIA]

NOTHING IS WRONG WITH ME...I'M CALM........RIGHT? CALM, I SAY......HAHAHAAAARRRRR.....

[vetteheadracer]

Norwich 2-0 up after 15 minutes was hardly diabolic!

Being 2-2 after 35 minutes that was Arsenal-esc defending........

[meeja]

*ALERT*

Thread in danger of becoming a football thread......

[BliarOut]

DELIA said:

NOTHING IS WRONG WITH ME...I'M CALM........RIGHT? CALM, I SAY......HAHAHAAAARRRRR.....

I think the new name suits you

[neil.b]

Any Saturday Kitchen fans?

Essential viewing in our household.

Anthony WT, although I don't like him much, comes back with some cracking bloby comments after Delia's bit. Like the time she made a french onion tart and it honestly looked like a dog had just shat it out.

Cut back to AWT in the studio - "Mmmmmmmm, doesn't THAT look tasty...."

Very funny.

Don't know who started it but they have a long running feud going on.

Edited to say : bloby? I didn't type that! Huh?

>> Edited by neil.b on Tuesday 1st March 16:02

[mybrainhurts]

BliarOut said:

I think the new name suits you

Bastid......