Check out the heft of my kettles.
Check out the heft of my kettles.
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13m

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28,176 posts

251 months

Thursday 19th May 2016
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Powerhouse owed me money so I asked them to deliver me some 16kg kettle bells.

On the website they looked quite normal, though perhaps I should have twigged the implications of "vinyl kettle bell"....these bad boys are bloody massive - included is my size 10 foot for comparison.

There is no camera angle trickery involved, I virtually need to do box splits to do KB swings, the handles are so wide, and once they become wet - well, there could be a risk to passing aircraft.



I plan to return them to the local store and part-exchange them for some proper iron ones. Though I haven't yet worked out how I am going to carry these heavy, awkward and slippery bleeders through a busy city centre without maiming someone.

w1ntermut3

99 posts

128 months

Thursday 19th May 2016
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I'm not quite sure what was expected.

If you wanted to hold 16kg in a not-awkward way why didn't you just buy a dumbell?

dave_s13

14,026 posts

298 months

Thursday 19th May 2016
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16kg....pah!

You want at least a 24 and a 32 for when you're trying harder.

Hoofy

79,999 posts

311 months

Thursday 19th May 2016
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You should have realised that, seeing as they're vinyl!

Swing it length ways and you won't have the handle hitting your thighs.

13m

Original Poster:

28,176 posts

251 months

Thursday 19th May 2016
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w1ntermut3 said:
I'm not quite sure what was expected.

If you wanted to hold 16kg in a not-awkward way why didn't you just buy a dumbell?
Do you even lift Bro?

13m

Original Poster:

28,176 posts

251 months

Thursday 19th May 2016
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Hoofy said:
You should have realised that, seeing as they're vinyl!

Swing it length ways and you won't have the handle hitting your thighs.
The handles are so thick I can barely close my fingers round them. And I don't have particularly small hands.

Hoofy

79,999 posts

311 months

Thursday 19th May 2016
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13m said:
Hoofy said:
You should have realised that, seeing as they're vinyl!

Swing it length ways and you won't have the handle hitting your thighs.
The handles are so thick I can barely close my fingers round them. And I don't have particularly small hands.
Good for grip training!

I have a KB with a wide-than-average handle that I like to use. Admittedly, it's rubber-coated with a clever texture so grip doesn't diminish when your hands get sweaty. http://www.argos.co.uk/wcsstore/argos/images/31-91...

13m

Original Poster:

28,176 posts

251 months

Thursday 19th May 2016
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Hoofy said:
13m said:
Hoofy said:
You should have realised that, seeing as they're vinyl!

Swing it length ways and you won't have the handle hitting your thighs.
The handles are so thick I can barely close my fingers round them. And I don't have particularly small hands.
Good for grip training!

I have a KB with a wide-than-average handle that I like to use. Admittedly, it's rubber-coated with a clever texture so grip doesn't diminish when your hands get sweaty. http://www.argos.co.uk/wcsstore/argos/images/31-91...
I can see how that would work.

Mine however are like greased horse cocks even when dry.

Hoofy

79,999 posts

311 months

Thursday 19th May 2016
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13m said:
I can see how that would work.

Mine however are like greased horse cocks even when dry.
Keep trying. You'll develop the strength/grip.

Crush

15,078 posts

198 months

Friday 20th May 2016
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13m said:
The handles are so thick I can barely close my fingers round them. And I don't have particularly small hands.
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shakotan

10,862 posts

225 months

Friday 20th May 2016
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Crush said:
13m said:
The handles are so thick I can barely close my fingers round them. And I don't have particularly small hands.
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I don't think the horses would appreciate that

  • See comment above.

Crush

15,078 posts

198 months

Friday 20th May 2016
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shakotan said:
Crush said:
13m said:
The handles are so thick I can barely close my fingers round them. And I don't have particularly small hands.
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I don't think the horses would appreciate that

  • See comment above.
hehe

Hoofy

79,999 posts

311 months

Friday 20th May 2016
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hehe

w1ntermut3

99 posts

128 months

Friday 20th May 2016
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13m said:
Do you even lift Bro?
Only barbells, sorry, no crossfit.

Otispunkmeyer

13,761 posts

184 months

Friday 20th May 2016
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w1ntermut3 said:
13m said:
Do you even lift Bro?
Only barbells, sorry, no crossfit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OloLS5kTrVs

MC Bodge

29,581 posts

204 months

Friday 20th May 2016
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Prof Prolapse

16,163 posts

219 months

Friday 20th May 2016
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Elephantitis.

Terrible.

Hoofy

79,999 posts

311 months

Saturday 21st May 2016
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