Sartorial advice from the PH massive - Polo attire

[Thankyou4calling]

A bit of a quiet afternoon so i thought I'd ask a question.

I'm off to watch the Polo at Guards polo club, Windsor next month.

What should I wear to feel I "Belong"

Jokes and serious replies welcome ;-)

Thanks

[kermit03]

All white with a hole in the middle?

[berlintaxi]

Polo shirt , collar up and bray a lot, you'll fit right in.

[Mammasaid]

kermit03 said:

All white with a hole in the middle?

/thread_closed

[Goaty Bill 2]

No idea

This may help Polo Club - Facebook

Scroll down a bit through the photos and it begins to look as though just about anything goes; from t-shirts, (and unsurprisingly) polo shirts, to sports jacket or blazer with/without tie.

[TTwiggy]

Bearskin hat, Hussar jacket, cavalry breeches, sword, facial scarring. Speak with an outrageous German accent.

[944fan]

I believe Debretts recommend having your cock hanging out of your trollies these days at event like this.

[EnglishTony]

ISIS combat gear with suicide belt.

[omgus]

IF you want to really fit in with the polo lot wear whatever the fk you want they will all get sloshed, coked up, head to the Belve, brickies or Sun for more drinks before they then go for a further bender at someones farm and then drive home after a few more bottles so they can do it again the next day.

If you want to fit in with the spectators go as a stereotypical upper class numpty, under no circumstances drink lager.

I hope this helps.

Do not wear white jeans and a polo shirt unless you were playing in the match.





Seriously, if you are staying for any after events then check the guards dress code (smart cas, shirt, blazer, trousers, shoes), if you will not be in the club house then decent jeans, shoes and a polo/rugby style top is ok.