Jordan pregnant

[vetteheadracer]

Jordan is pregnant and also planning to represent the UK at Eurovision assuming she isn't dropping the baby early and also gets past the other hopefuls for the "pleasure" of representing the UK.

I wasn't aware that Jordan could sing?

[Size Nine Elm]

vetteheadracer said:

Jordan is pregnant

What? The whole country?

vetteheadracer said:

and also planning to represent the UK at Eurovision

It's in the Middle East. How can it be in Eurovision?

[Plotloss]

vetteheadracer said:

I wasn't aware that Jordan could sing?

And that sets her apart from most Eurovision entries how exactly?

[docevi1]

Plotloss said:

vetteheadracer said: I wasn't aware that Jordan could sing? And that sets her apart from most Eurovision entries how exactly?

I thought Jordan et al were just going to be a panel talking about the others.

Well there is one thing, least we won't have to worry about winning it and then hosting it the following year

Damnit, imagine if we sent that as the British ambassador

[Jinx]

Size Nine Elm said:

It's in the Middle East. How can it be in Eurovision?

Well I guess its inclusion is to counter balance Israel's.

[egoboss]

Size Nine Elm said:

vetteheadracer said: Jordan is pregnant What? The whole country? vetteheadracer said: and also planning to represent the UK at Eurovision It's in the Middle East. How can it be in Eurovision?

well, israel qualifies, somehow.

and at least jordan isn't a transexual unlike that israeli entry a while back!

or is it eddie jordan? maybe he's bored now he's sold his f1 team .....?

[pstruck]

I think it would be appropriate to 'quote' this thread! Jordan, take note next time

[FourWheelDrift]

Eurovision doesn't mean Europe, it's the transmitting side of things, if you can pick up the channel transmissions (or whatever) you can enter type of thing.

I've seen a preview, she's crap....utter crap........no she's worse than that.

[catretriever]

I really hope she gets selected

[funkihamsta]

Guess she wont have to take coke all the way through her pregnancy to guarantee a retard this time.

Harsh but fair.

[mrmaggit]

egoboss said:

Size Nine Elm said: vetteheadracer said: Jordan is pregnant What? The whole country? vetteheadracer said: and also planning to represent the UK at Eurovision It's in the Middle East. How can it be in Eurovision? well, israel qualifies, somehow. and at least jordan isn't a transexual unlike that israeli entry a while back! or is it eddie jordan? maybe he's bored now he's sold his f1 team .....?

Has he?

[popov123]

funkihamsta said:

Guess she wont have to take coke all the way through her pregnancy to guarantee a retard this time. Harsh but fair.

Someone had to say it...!

[Davel]

Maybe she can become an Ambassador (sp?) like what Geri Halliwell did!

Oh and whoopy doo!

[funkihamsta]

It's only patient confidentiality that prevents this being common knowledge.