Pistonheads Confessions

[MissChief]

This worked really well on another site and was quite a laugh too, but I'm not sure it'll work on here!

Confess your darkest sins by emailing them to [e-mail] and I will post them up, completely anonymously.

I promise to be respectful. And merciless too!

[NiceCupOfTea]

"watch"

[Oakey]

cue an influx of dick pics

[MissChief]

Hurrah!

Confessor said:

I lost my virginity to the local prostitute at the age of 17. She must have been 40+ even stranger is that she was a distant family member.

Had an affair with a local woman for years. Gave the most amazing hand job ever.

[TheExcession]

This should be ace!

(skuttles off to setup a new gmail address)

[Petrolhead_Rich]

2 hours and no one has confessed to shagging MissChief's mum??

I'm disappointed PH!!

[red_slr]

Yeah not panning out well so far.. come on start dishing the dirt!

[EnglishTony]

I lead the MI6 team that offed that wretched Diana bint.

Beat that...

[MissChief]

Another one has come in but I'm heading out for an hour or so. It might need editing slightly as it's a bit pornographic.

[mybrainhurts]

EnglishTony said:

I lead the MI6 team that offed that wretched Diana bint.

Beat that...

I led it when she was offed. So there...

[DickyC]

EnglishTony said:

I lead the MI6 team that offed that wretched Diana bint.

Beat that...

The "anonymity" that was offered. Do you think it's kosher, Tony?

[mybrainhurts]

I am Spartacus.

[AdamIndy]

I'm in!

[EnglishTony]

I reckon plod's behind this lads. Be careful out there.

[mybrainhurts]

AdamIndy said:

I'm in!

Are you stuck?

[The Hypno-Toad]

I once shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

[jshell]

MissChief said:

Hurrah!

Confessor said:

I lost my virginity to the local prostitute at the age of 17. She must have been 40+ even stranger is that she was a distant family member.

Had an affair with a local woman for years. Gave the most amazing hand job ever.

They didn't say 'must of', instead used 'must have' and that should narrow it down to the 6 grammatically correct PH posters...

[AdamIndy]

mybrainhurts said:

AdamIndy said:

I'm in!

Are you stuck?

Yes, I can't get back out!

[mybrainhurts]

AdamIndy said:

mybrainhurts said:

AdamIndy said:

I'm in!

Are you stuck?

Yes, I can't get back out!

Try a shoe horn and Vaseline...

[DickyC]

mybrainhurts said:

Try a shoe horn and Vaseline...

But what about him being stuck?