Which Dress Do You Prefer?

[jet_noise]

We're going to niece 1's wedding soon and the dreaded question has just been asked.

I managed to avoid the headlight-hypnotised rabbit impression but failed the right choice!
And she's just bought the one I rejected. And it cost lots. And she loves it.
Apparently saying "I'll still go with you whichever one you wear" doesn't cut it.

I think I got away with it though

regards,
Jet

[Terminator X]

What was wrong with the other one though?

TX.

[Ekona]

Not enough cleavage

[baldy1926]

You will always make the wrong choice.
The one you reject she will think its because it makes her look fat -- or any number of other reasons.
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/woman-a...

[Impasse]

Yes, it does look big in that. It looks big in most things, really.

[Mr E]

Impasse said:

Yes, it does look big in that. It looks big in most things, really.

"What? The room?"

[jet_noise]

Terminator X said:

What was wrong with the other one though?

TX.

It's got these odd hip extension folds sticky out bits. Makes her look rather wide in the hips.
Which she isn't at all, most odd

[EnglishTony]

Sshh.The football is on.

[jet_noise]

EnglishTony said:

Sshh.The football is on.

Wouldn't work. She knows I don't like football.

And the cricket highlights hadn't started yet

[FailHere]

I suspect that saying "It's up to you love, you'll be the one wearing it" would not be appropriate, nor will several years later, when you don't remember it saying "Well you only wore it the once"

[jet_noise]

baldy1926 said:

You will always make the wrong choice.
The one you reject she will think its because it makes her look fat -- or any number of other reasons.
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/woman-a...

Mash is past its best I fear. Too brief and undeveloped. Emphasis for the short of attention span.
Sniff Petrol on the other hand is still, er, smelly - another city bans another type of car, and they're French

regards,
Jet

[antspants]

Stupidly I saw the thread title and thought yay somebody's been daft enough to put pictures of their partner up in different dresses for the Internet to appraise, very disappointed!

[CaptainSlow]

My Mrs asked if her new dress made her look fat, I said no it was all the biscuits she scoffs on that made her look fat.

[EnglishTony]

Alright, football's over. What was the question?

[bristolracer]

That style of dress would suit your sister better

[defblade]

baldy1926 said:

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/woman-a...

My wife did that, once. She said she couldn't even remember what it was I'd done to piss her off!

[jeff m2]

It's a trap....

This has nothing to do with the dress, it's about supporting their decision.
They already know which dress or cake or shoes they want, it's up to you to guess correctly or suffer the consequences.

You can increase the odds of success if you choose the most expensive one as it is quite likely she just wants approval of spending an inappropriate amount.

[soad]

antspants said:

Stupidly I saw the thread title and thought yay somebody's been daft enough to put pictures of their partner up in different dresses for the Internet to appraise, very disappointed!

Ditto.

CaptainSlow said:

My Mrs asked if her new dress made her look fat, I said no it was all the biscuits she scoffs on that made her look fat.

[Trophy Husband]

The wife..."Does my bum look big in this?"

Me..."Sweetheart, we're in the kitchen, it's the smallest room in the house, ask me when we're in the lounge."

I laughed...she didn't.

[Tycho]

Wife: "I look fat in this dress. Can you give me a compliment?" Husband: "You have perfect eyesight."