Do you know something I find hard to handle?

[shnozz]

hot plates out of the oven without oven gloves. They are really hard to handle.

[wedg1e]

Teflon eels?

[Mrs Fish]

shnozz said:

hot plates out of the oven without oven gloves. They are really hard to handle.

Quiet afternoon?

[Incorrigible]

17 strawpeedos in 17 minutes

vise vords mate

[lunarscope]

The thing I don't understand is...
























...Chinese writing.

Yes, I know, velly old joke.

[shnozz]

Mrs Fish said:

shnozz said: hot plates out of the oven without oven gloves. They are really hard to handle. Quiet afternoon?

off sick

[shnozz]

Incorrigible said:

17 strawpeedos in 17 minutes vise vords mate

as I say

off sick

the last time yourself and I were strawpeedoing anything I remember a certain PH copper being the biggest lightweight known to man.

[Mrs Fish]

shnozz said:

off sick

I'm in work sick, I know which I would rather.

[shadowninja]

U-bends, eh... just can't seem to get my head round them.

[Shnozz]

shadowninja said:

U-bends, eh... just can't seem to get my head round them.

a new one on me that one.

[lunarscope]

shnozz said:

Mrs Fish said: shnozz said: hot plates out of the oven without oven gloves. They are really hard to handle. Quiet afternoon? off sick

I usually just pretend to have a tummy ache.

[Shnozz]

Mrs Fish said:

shnozz said: off sick I'm in work sick, I know which I would rather.

I know what I would rather too. If I could get into work I would do because my lack of chargeable hours from being sick this week mean I will miss out on a pay rise

[Incorrigible]

shnozz said:

the last time yourself and I were strawpeedoing anything I remember a certain PH copper being the biggest lightweight known to man.

The high chair suited him though

[BliarOut]

Bloke goes to the doctors....

"Doctor doctor, I think I'm really sick"

"Oh really, how sick?"




















"Well I've just shagged my sister"



Sorry

[pzero64]

lunarscope said:

...Chinese writing. Yes, I know, velly old joke.

I had a Chinese meal the other day. Told the manager that the chicken was rubbery. He said ‘fank you very much’.

[Shnozz]

Incorrigible said:

shnozz said: the last time yourself and I were strawpeedoing anything I remember a certain PH copper being the biggest lightweight known to man. The high chair suited him though

I thought he looked a right stable in that.

[wedg1e]

Muffin:keyboard interface...

[lunarscope]

BliarOut said:

Bloke goes to the doctors.... "Well I've just shagged my sister" Sorry

I think you should be apologising to your Sister, not us.
Did you get her drunk first ?

[jimothy]

Its off the wall, I know....
























This hook for hanging pictures up with.

[wedg1e]

Have you seen Stevie Wonder?





Good, he's never seen you...