Angry Car Sale

[Marty Funkhouser]

Presumably this has been posted elsewhere but I can't find it...

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2004-SMART-ROADSTER-PIEC...

[Some Gump]

Trying to hard, not really very funny. No wonder she left him - the fat pleb is 32 stone and uses Comic Sans.

[Pickled]

That is superb!

[ApOrbital]

[ApOrbital]

Gump i think she weighs the same as him.

[Orchid1]

Someone's gagging for their 15 mins of fame in the Daily Mail. I can imagine the headline now "HILARIOUS car advert on ebay" etc etc

[FredClogs]

It's at £1440 which is pretty strong money for one of these in that condition, surely?

[g3org3y]

Angry Advert said:

I physically can't drive this car, I look like Donkey Kong from Mario Kart

[Petrol Only]

Good effort, made me chuckle.

Hope it gives him the closure he's after.

[OzzyR1]

Whole advert seems fake to me, trying far too hard to be funny with every sentence.

[TameRacingDriver]

ApOrbital said:

Gump i think she weighs the same as him.

Probably not anymore if she's getting smashed by Beppe the personal trainer

[Orchid1]

Called it!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3639178/Yo...

[anonymous-user]

The daily mail read ph for stories and then phers post dm stories on here, completing the the cycle for eternity, ouroboros.

[Cupramax]

Marty Funkhouser said:

Presumably this has been posted elsewhere but I can't find it...

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2004-SMART-ROADSTER-PIEC...

It was, last week some time.