So I've got this parcel

[ianrb]

The initial message was deleted from this topic on 20 June 2016 at 14:31

[sunnydude]

Oh ffs just open it you big girl

[X5TUU]

Just open and reap the rewards!

[motco]

I had £300+ worth of varying sizes of women's clothing dropped on my doorstep one day. It was fraud attempt using a credit account opened in my name using my DoB and address. They tried to change the delivery address at the last minute but it was already on the way so it arrived with me. I assume the police will have knocked on the door of the second address.

[thebigmacmoomin]

Just open it.

[AshBurrows]

Lol why wouldn't you open it?!

[CS Garth]

motco said:

I had £300+ worth of varying sizes of women's clothing dropped on my doorstep one day. It was fraud attempt using a credit account opened in my name using my DoB and address. They tried to change the delivery address at the last minute but it was already on the way so it arrived with me. I assume the police will have knocked on the door of the second address.

At least that's what you told your wife.....

[anothernameitist]

Open it it may have a bill in it with some ccard details.

You need to do the investigating, its not ticking or got wires hanging out BTW?

[HustleRussell]

How can you even contemplate not opening it?

[xjay1337]

Open it you absolute wet stain.

[Piersman2]

Open it and get the delivery note and invoice from inside to see who's sent it , and why...

(Oh, and gratuitous insult as required based on previous)

... you useless spunk bubble.

[Morningside]

Is it ticking?

[anothernameitist]

Morningside said:

Is it ticking?

too late I've already asked, but for some reason not got a reply....Oh Dear

[wiliferus]

I'd be straight on Experian or similar. I bet some sod has opened a credit card or similar to your address...

[Morningside]

anothernameitist said:

Morningside said:

Is it ticking?

too late I've already asked, but for some reason not got a reply....Oh Dear

Thought I would ask again as the postman always rings twice.

[anothernameitist]

^ Yodel knock once and run away though!

[Morningside]

anothernameitist said:

^ Yodel knock once and run away though!

Once? That's bloody pushing it!

[motco]

CS Garth said:

motco said:

I had £300+ worth of varying sizes of women's clothing dropped on my doorstep one day. It was fraud attempt using a credit account opened in my name using my DoB and address. They tried to change the delivery address at the last minute but it was already on the way so it arrived with me. I assume the police will have knocked on the door of the second address.

At least that's what you told your wife.....

[xjay1337]

Original post deleted, just like any trace of masculinity.

[afrochicken]

ianrb said:

Which was left at my back door while I was out. It's got my address on but not my name, and it's not something I've ordered. I've tried to find a phone number for the person it's addressed to and searched the Electoral Register, both return no results. I've phoning the courier, but they have no record of the number on the delivery slip they put through my letter box.

Can I now just bin it and pretend it never arrived?

The original post, in case anyone is curious