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incorrigible

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13,668 posts

281 months

Friday 23rd August 2002
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Leeds is the pie-eating capital of Britain, it was revealed today.

Residents of the Yorkshire city managed to munch more than 1.2m savoury pies in the last six months, easily beating second and third placed Liverpool and Birmingham in the pastry crunching stakes, according to new research published by Tesco. The supermarket's pie expert, Nina Farrell, said: "Now, whenever a soccer crowd shouts 'who ate all the pies?' everyone can shout back 'Leeds.'"
 - The Guardian, today

So now you know

CarZee

13,382 posts

287 months

Friday 23rd August 2002
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The supermarket's pie expert, Nina Farrell
Two qustions really...

i) How exactly do you become Tesco's official Pie Expert?

ii) How come their Pie Expert is a Woman?? What the hell does a woman know about eating pies? Does she wash them down with a Guinness?

okay - well 4 questions then I suppose..

anonymous-user

74 months

Friday 23rd August 2002
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Nina Farrell is one of Ted's alter egos.........

Spooky

347 posts

281 months

Saturday 24th August 2002
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Leeds may sell the most (being a large city) but all true pie devotees know that Wigan is, and always will be, the home of the pie.

Us Wiganers are called "pie-eaters". Unfortunately, this name originated from the fact that during the many mining strikes in the 20's and 30's, Wigan miners went back to work after government pressure, thus eating humble pie. So we're scaredy cats as well as pie-eating, pier-walking, rugby playing Northerners!

Incidentally, after buying my Elise, I find that I can buy a pie, drive home with it in the boot compartment, and its still warm when I get it home. Tremendous.

New marketing strategy. "The Lotus Elise - it will keep yer meat and prater pie warm."

Spooky

347 posts

281 months

Saturday 24th August 2002
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Oops I forgot. To all peeps south of Watford, "prater"=potatoe.

Ballistic Banana

14,704 posts

287 months

Saturday 24th August 2002
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'Taatas' down ere (just North of watford)

Simon


so does that make me a southAner/Middlander/Northaner or just Lost



>> Edited by Ballistic Banana on Saturday 24th August 00:15

mattjbatch

1,502 posts

291 months

Saturday 24th August 2002
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Leeds is the pie-eating capital of Britain, it was revealed today.
Excellent. Another reason to make it my university city of choice