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mutt k

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3,964 posts

267 months

Friday 4th March 2005
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Following yesterday's "is Schumacher tight?" thread, because he doesn't give his kids excessive amounts of pocket money, just spotted this in the Standard:

www.thisislondon.com/showbiz/articles/17038210?

The opposite extreme.

what is this kid going to be like when he grows up?

markmullen

15,877 posts

263 months

Friday 4th March 2005
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mutt k said:

what is this kid going to be like when he grows up?


Rich?

miniman

29,994 posts

291 months

Friday 4th March 2005
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mutt k said:
what is this kid going to be like when he grows up?

Just like his parents. Sadly. Chavs what lunch.

rich 36

13,739 posts

295 months

Friday 4th March 2005
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H'ell be married to an Essex-whippet, and shag some harpie he meets whilst temporarily abroad,
whilst cashing endorsement cheques from Ratners.

>> Edited by rich 36 on Friday 4th March 17:36

v8thunder

27,647 posts

287 months

Friday 4th March 2005
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Probably be expected to be an amazing footballer but turn out crap (have their ever, other than the Redknaps and the Nevilles, ever been any kind of footballing 'dynasties'?), or release a novelty record that chavs will buy in their billions and go 'Aah, inne cyoote! Innit.' He'll turn up on the 2020 edition of 'I'm A Celebrity Get Me In The Papers', and will go out on the second vote for being a w@nker, then will wind up being snapped in a Spanish resort, porked-out on MuckDonalds, in a villa somewhere with two prozzies snorting coke off the kitchen worktop, and will eventually disappear into obscurity.

With any luck.

Incorrigible

13,668 posts

290 months

Friday 4th March 2005
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v8thunder said:
With any luck.
How nice of you to wish that on him

v8thunder

27,647 posts

287 months

Friday 4th March 2005
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Incorrigible said:

v8thunder said:
With any luck.

How nice of you to wish that on him


Stop Press - PC Brigade lashes out at good ol' cynical British sense of humour.

Look, I was just being cynical, commenting on the inevitable gorging on excess that chavs with money end up doing.

Has no one got a sense of irony or an understanding of hyperbole any more? Guess it explains According To Bex and All About Me, I suppose.

Mrs Fish

30,018 posts

287 months

Friday 4th March 2005
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Is this about Brooklyn Beckhams 6 th birthday pressie?

link won't open for me.

wedge girl

4,688 posts

268 months

Friday 4th March 2005
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Mrs Fish said:
Is this about Brooklyn Beckhams 6 th birthday pressie?

link won't open for me.


milfordkong

1,307 posts

261 months

Friday 4th March 2005
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They should probably realise that the last thing a 6 year old lad, even Brooklyn Beckham wants or even gives the slightest hint of a damn about is diamond earrings! They could have bought him an awesome scaled down model of one of his pop's motors for that, he'd probably have appreciated that a whole lot more.

Just throwing money away really, he'll probably lose them on a bouncy castle or something...

Andy

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

284 months

Friday 4th March 2005
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He's got one of those, hasn't he?

Seem to remember having a chuckle......

GregE240

10,857 posts

296 months

Friday 4th March 2005
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v8thunder said:
Has no one got a sense of irony or an understanding of hyperbole any more? Guess it explains According To Bex and All About Me, I suppose.
Your autobiography perchance?

And where might one find it? The bargain bin?

minimax

11,985 posts

285 months

Friday 4th March 2005
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GregE240 said:

v8thunder said:
Has no one got a sense of irony or an understanding of hyperbole any more? Guess it explains According To Bex and All About Me, I suppose.

Your autobiography perchance?

And where might one find it? The bargain bin?



touche gregmeister

v8thunder

27,647 posts

287 months

Friday 4th March 2005
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Meeeeeoooooowww!

GMan 2112

182 posts

264 months

Friday 4th March 2005
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v8thunder said:
Probably be expected to be an amazing footballer but turn out crap (have their ever, other than the Redknaps and the Nevilles, ever been any kind of footballing 'dynasties'?)


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