It only happens in the movies...

[Ace-T]

So what have you noticed that only happens in the movies?

1. People are busy 'at it' and then get out of bed with their pants on.
2. Womens makeup is not stuck to the pillow or arranged like a Piccasso on their face when they wake up, but is in fact perfect.
3. There is always a parking space outside the building they are visiting.
4. Womens tights never ladder, even when going through the jungle.
5. Fast, great handling sports cars can never outrun wallowey US tanks, be they cop cars or baddy MPV's. (Swordfish anyone? )

Over to you...

Ace-T



>>> Edited by Ace-T on Friday 4th March 21:17

[slinky]

L shaped sheets... Cover her modesty, leave the chaps chest exposed..

Waking up with the womans head on your chest.. pah!

slinky

[srebbe64]

Cars always explode in a mini-nuclear blast when they crash!

No two people in a crowded room ever have the same first name!

[D-Angle]

The UK leads the world in producing criminal masterminds, and makes sure that every one leaves the factory with a suitably evil posh accent.

[lazyitus]

If someone's knocking on a door, its always takes less than 5 seconds for someone to answer.

Maybe they are always sat on the stairs waiting for someone to call in America?

[srebbe64]

The good cowboy only ever gets shot in the shoulder!

[EmmaP]

1. They always manage to get their socks off out of sight before makin' lurve.

2. Clothes fall off effortlessly.

3. Make-up is perfect morning after.

4. Nobody gets spinach in between their teeth.

5. Carrie Bradshaw never gets blisters.

6. Not enough people die in shoot-outs.

[lazyitus]

EmmaP said:

6. Not enough people die in shoot-outs.

Did you know....

For all the bullets shot in 'The A-Team', nobody ever got shot in any of the episodes!

[rich 36]

Waves crash on a beach, i've tried holding a seashell to my ear, during the frightful business, but tinnitus occurs?

[DanBoy]

Sheets, towels or shower curtains (Resident Evil) conveniently cover naughty bits and nothing else.

[wedge girl]

When someone gets punched they never say " that hurt"

They never need a wee.

Cars never get filled up with petrol.

Never ending bullets, unless it's convenient to the plot to run out.

[srebbe64]

Men's chizzled chins are "whisker free" the morning after!

[wedge girl]

EmmaP said:

5. Carrie Bradshaw never gets blisters.

Manolos

[srebbe64]

During the final shoot-out between the cowboys and the indians no horses ever get shot.

[Ace-T]

You don't see any traffic jams generally, and on the rare occasions you do, no one is exploring the contents of their left nostril.

Ace-T

[srebbe64]

As the driver and the passenger talk, the windscreen is immaculately clean!

[EmmaP]

wedge girl said:

EmmaP said: 5. Carrie Bradshaw never gets blisters. Manolos

I was told that some women get their little toes removed in order to wear them. Now I love shoes, but that is a bit too extreme for me.

[srebbe64]

The driver is continually adjusting the steering left two right but the car continues in a perfectly straight line.

[vixpy1]

Drivers in car chases will change UP 16 gears, then down 1, then up another 16!

[raf dug]

The good guys always win,does that ever happen in real life?