Turnip

[FesterNath]

Would anyone mind if I posted a question on here concerning turnips? It's just that recently I have felt that I may be turning into one. Does anyone else suffer from similar problems?

[simpo two]

Go for it - we're listening...

[lazyitus]

You want the ABBA forum. They were all swedes but they may be able to help.

[mybrainhurts]

Need more to go on.....

What makes you think you're turning into a turnip...?

Is it the smell, colour or soil all over your body....?

Sure you're not turning into a carrot...?

Must admit, you look a little pissed off............

[srebbe64]

FesterNath said:

Would anyone mind if I posted a question on here concerning turnips? It's just that recently I have felt that I may be turning into one. Does anyone else suffer from similar problems?

Did you once manage the England team?

[mybrainhurts]

Don't think he's that way inclined.....

[pug406]

Yet another pointless thread that is ok for bumping up your thread count

[mybrainhurts]

We're trying to help a guy with a problem, you heartless swine........

[wedg1e]

Tell me Baldrick, do you have any ambitions in life other than the acquisition of turnips?

No, my lord.

[minimax]

wedg1e said:

Tell me Baldrick, do you have any ambitions in life other than the acquisition of turnips? No, my lord.

So what would you do if I gave you one million pounds?

Oh, I'd buy a little turnip all of my own.

[simpo two]

I thnk he might have meant turnups, as in trousers.

[FesterNath]

Swede home Alabama!

[BliarOut]

I have a cunning plan





















Does it involve turnips?

Classic!