If you could meet one person from history..............

[Wacky Racer]

....and ask them ONE question, what would it be?

(Does not have to be well known, could even be someone you knew)

[creampuff]

Someone really horny like Cleopatra and I'd ask if she wants to see my love trumpet.

Or that's what I would ask if I could speak Latin.

[grumbledoak]

dead or alive?






Russell Brand, dead, please.


(I'm here all week. Try the veal.)

[ApOrbital]

Sir winston churchill.

Thanks chap.

[Sam All]

Confucius
............... so many questions, but what is the solution for everlasting peace and harmony.

[Wacky Racer]

ApOrbital said:

Sir winston churchill.

Thanks chap.

That's not a question is it?

[ApOrbital]

True hiya sir winston churchill are you ready and you're time starts now why was hiltler a and thanks chap.

[EnglishTony]

creampuff said:

Someone really horny like Cleopatra and I'd ask if she wants to see my love trumpet.

Or that's what I would ask if I could speak Latin.

Ye-es but she was Egyptian

I'd like to ask Moses what the other commandments were.

[GAjon]

To sir Isac Newton.

Stop throwing them fking apples about!

[Olivero]

Person - Jesus

Question - Want to pull my finger?

[Jimmy Recard]

grumbledoak said:

dead or alive?

To ask if you spin them right round?

[Impasse]

Hitler.

"Adolph, dude, what the actual fk?"

[creampuff]

EnglishTony said:

Ye-es but she was Egyptian

I'd like to ask Moses what the other commandments were.

Roman, Egyptian.... it's all Greek to me.

[Jimmy Recard]

creampuff said:

Roman, Egyptian.... it's all Greek to me.

Double Dutch!

[Vitorio]

Presuming no language barrier

Nikola Tesla, explain me your work.

[ApOrbital]

[DavidJG]

Nigel Farage's father as a very young man, and ask him to have a vasectomy before he had chance to father any kids.

[Kenty]

JFK, was Marilyn and good sh*g?
In hindsight was using an open top car in Dallas the worst decision of your presidency?

[Iva Barchetta]

I'd ask James Dean for driving lessons.

What could possibly go wrong ?

[bigkeeko]

Jesus of Nazareth

Q. How did you manage to convince all of these people?