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[h2dca]

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Anyone comes to mind

Tree huggers
Fat 2 jag driving MP
No body's Darling

[mybrainhurts]

You bad boy....Mary's gonna get yer....

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$50,000....?

Cripes, the boys and girls of Brum will do it for a grand, won't they.....?


Note for Mary....we are merely jesting......

[Scooby_snax]

In London the 'going rate' for a murder is £5k...

[TeamD]

Scooby_snax said:

In London the 'going rate' for a murder is £5k...

errr...how do you know? Should I be careful about replying to you posts

[schueymcfee]

From their top 10 hits page:

7 -- Chef Found Roasted (With Stuffing) Inside Own Oven

[Scooby_snax]

I read about it in the Evening Standard...they gave a menu of prices for various things following an article about a hit job on someone quite famous
Although the ES is part of the Daily Mail group a 'friend' confirmed it.
Though there are parts of London where the rate drops to a £1k
Should I have prefixed all of this with 'allegedley'?

[greg_D]

Or you could just get some strung out yardie to hit them over the head with a lump of 2x4 a few times in return for a couple of rocks.

Greg

[shirley temple]

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[Alicatt]

Hitman said:

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Looks like the PH hit their site pretty darn hard

[love machine]

Scooby_snax said:

In London the 'going rate' for a murder is £5k...

Right let's have a whip 'round, we should be able to shuffle our money and get rid of New Labour. it, let's get rid of the opposition as well. I'm surprised Bliars lot have not resorted to this in order to solve the Iraq war. IIRC, each iraqi dead so far has cost the allied taxpayer £20K. Should have got rastas and a few of his cracked up bombaclatts to sort out dat ting.

(Meant to be taken in good humour)