What's the biggest/most annoying thing you've lost?
What's the biggest/most annoying thing you've lost?
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Jefferson Steelflex

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1,609 posts

129 months

Thursday 4th August 2016
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About a month ago I dusted off an old iPad, charged it up and reset it with the idea of selling it on. I left it on the kitchen table and left it there for a few days as I was busy and had a few other things I wanted to sell, so was going to do an eBay session over the following weekend and list multiple items.

I forgot all about it as it happens, until last weekend when I remembered and.....can't find it. I've had the entire house out, and i mean sofas lifted and taken apart, every single cupboard, drawer checked, all bedrooms checked, the lot. I ended up with a pile of stuff from every possible storage space in the middle of the living room, with the logic that if i emptied the entire house I would find it. Nothing. I even went to our cars and searched in them.

I've given up - it's only worth maybe £50, but to quote the old saying "these things don't grow legs". It's either found its way into the bin, or one of the (very few) visitors we have had in the past month has had it away.

It got me thinking about how we can lose things without any explanation. So how about some stories of what you've lost and never found, or found in ridiculous circumstances years later?

ApOrbital

10,592 posts

148 months

Thursday 4th August 2016
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I lost a hoover in my old house.

227bhp

10,203 posts

158 months

Thursday 4th August 2016
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My car somewhere in the NEC carpark.

Wacky Racer

41,395 posts

277 months

Thursday 4th August 2016
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I left a bag with 6000 Euro's on a chair in McDonalds in Birkirkara, Malta once...went back in a panic five minutes later, and it was still there....biggrin

227bhp

10,203 posts

158 months

Thursday 4th August 2016
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My house at 4.30am on a Saturday morning, that took some finding can tell you. drunk

Emeye

9,781 posts

253 months

Thursday 4th August 2016
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Tools. I spent 4 and a half months doing up our new house before we could move in - working every evening after working my proper job all day, and every weekend - if I hadn't repeatedly put down and spent ages looking for my tools I reckon we could have moved in about 2 months earlier! biggrin The frustration of losing your hammer at 3 in the morning when you are high on energy drinks is soul destroying.


Edited by Emeye on Thursday 4th August 11:44

Timmy40

13,014 posts

228 months

Thursday 4th August 2016
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My erection.

Tom_C76

1,923 posts

218 months

Thursday 4th August 2016
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A Garmin satnav. I have the car mount, I have the carry case. But I can't find the device itself. I assume I was left on the mount in the Caterham at some point behind the house and lifted by some scumbag.

E36GUY

5,907 posts

248 months

Thursday 4th August 2016
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227bhp said:
My car somewhere in the NEC carpark.
I've done this. Over an hour of searching!

ashleyman

7,284 posts

129 months

Thursday 4th August 2016
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A camera lens. I bought a second hand vintage lens off eBay a few years back.

I think I must have bought it and forgotten about it and it never got delivered but I have NO idea where it went, if I got it or where it is.
I have the emails to prove I bought it as I went and searched the computer for those just to make sure I wasn't going crazy but I can't for the life of me remember ever having the lens, using it or storing it.

I know this isn't technically lost, but I am amazed at how I managed to purchase something, forget about it and then remember a few years later and not have any recollection of what I did about it.

I also lost my car at The O2 Arena car park and had to get the security guys to help me find it. That was embarrassing as I was out with a girl I liked for the first time, I was also so concerned about not getting out before the gates closeI drove all the way to the main road with the handbrake on.

Adenauer

18,982 posts

266 months

Thursday 4th August 2016
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Timmy40 said:
My erection.
That's the most annoying covered, what about the biggest thing you've lost? biggrin

Spare tyre

12,640 posts

160 months

Thursday 4th August 2016
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Jefferson Steelflex said:
About a month ago I dusted off an old iPad, charged it up and reset it with the idea of selling it on. I left it on the kitchen table and left it there for a few days as I was busy and had a few other things I wanted to sell, so was going to do an eBay session over the following weekend and list multiple items.

I forgot all about it as it happens, until last weekend when I remembered and.....can't find it. I've had the entire house out, and i mean sofas lifted and taken apart, every single cupboard, drawer checked, all bedrooms checked, the lot. I ended up with a pile of stuff from every possible storage space in the middle of the living room, with the logic that if i emptied the entire house I would find it. Nothing. I even went to our cars and searched in them.

I've given up - it's only worth maybe £50, but to quote the old saying "these things don't grow legs". It's either found its way into the bin, or one of the (very few) visitors we have had in the past month has had it away.

It got me thinking about how we can lose things without any explanation. So how about some stories of what you've lost and never found, or found in ridiculous circumstances years later?
Did you post it with another item by mistake

DMN

3,059 posts

169 months

Thursday 4th August 2016
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Every time I'm working on my car in the garage I lose the tool I need for the next job. I seem to spend half of my time wandering round aimlessly searching for the correct spanner or rachet.

RizzoTheRat

29,053 posts

222 months

Thursday 4th August 2016
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E36GUY said:
227bhp said:
My car somewhere in the NEC carpark.
I've done this. Over an hour of searching!
A mate at school did that and after spending ages searching for his Renault 5 remembered he'd borrowed his fathers Range Rover biggrin

andycambo

1,077 posts

204 months

Thursday 4th August 2016
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The game.

Shakermaker

11,317 posts

130 months

Thursday 4th August 2016
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andycambo said:
The game.
You bd!

lapsedpacifist

12 posts

124 months

Thursday 4th August 2016
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My house to my ex!

C0ffin D0dger

3,440 posts

175 months

Thursday 4th August 2016
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DMN said:
Every time I'm working on my car in the garage I lose the tool I need for the next job. I seem to spend half of my time wandering round aimlessly searching for the correct spanner or rachet.
This is a true bloke thing, spread the tools far and wide when doing any sort of DIY or car mechanics job biggrin

My missus always watches in dismay when I spend several minutes searching for a hammer/screwdriver/etc. that I've put down somewhere convenient only to find it underneath something. She tried to give me this tool container with a handle to return stuff too after each use but this seemed far too sensible biggrin

It's worse with cars, you rest a spanner somewhere in the engine bay and then spend ages looking for it.

HaroldBishop

652 posts

207 months

Thursday 4th August 2016
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Left my Pistonheads jacket on a transfer coach from Benidorm to Alicante airport on the way home from my stag do. Realised when I went to put it in the tray at security and it wasn't there, too late to go back.

I still get the piss taken for it.


surveyor

18,705 posts

214 months

Thursday 4th August 2016
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Keys. When packing up the caravan and having to open various locks. Never where they were 2 minutes previously. Drives me mad.