Laugh? I nearly cried.....
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Over the weekend Rosaline developed a penchant for trying to up-end me in a ditch at every available opportunity. Now whilst with the right sort of girlie such behavious can be deemed preferably, when she weighs an absolute ton and has a pair of gleaming hot exhausts I'm not so game for the game... as it were.
Bounce, bounce, bounce, skitter.... wheee..... oh God.... opposite lock..... oh crap.
So I had a private bounce on her love wings, and lo and behold, one was far more bouncy than the other.
"Doctor Mike?"
"Yes H?"
"Rosalines right wing has gone all bouncy and we've had a falling out. Or falling off. Whatever. What do I do?"
"Let me examine her..."
*Two minutes pass with noises of much bouncing*
"Well H, I've had a good bounce. You're right, she's far stiffer on one side, and wants to have a good bounce on the other."
"Oh dear Dr Mike."
*Sounds of a gaggle of moths exiting wallet*
"Mr H, please have this prescription - take four of these tomorrow and you and Rosaline will be the best of friends forever more...."
*H looks at invoice for a full set of Nitrons*
So yes, I broke a front damper, so have brought forward the Nitron install. Can't ruddy wait!
Bounce, bounce, bounce, skitter.... wheee..... oh God.... opposite lock..... oh crap.
So I had a private bounce on her love wings, and lo and behold, one was far more bouncy than the other.
"Doctor Mike?"
"Yes H?"
"Rosalines right wing has gone all bouncy and we've had a falling out. Or falling off. Whatever. What do I do?"
"Let me examine her..."
*Two minutes pass with noises of much bouncing*
"Well H, I've had a good bounce. You're right, she's far stiffer on one side, and wants to have a good bounce on the other."
"Oh dear Dr Mike."
*Sounds of a gaggle of moths exiting wallet*
"Mr H, please have this prescription - take four of these tomorrow and you and Rosaline will be the best of friends forever more...."
*H looks at invoice for a full set of Nitrons*
So yes, I broke a front damper, so have brought forward the Nitron install. Can't ruddy wait!
They do make a difference
let me shorthand this for you: you know how everyone says 'itll change your life'? well, theyre right.it will. so strike first, and be the exception. burn all your money, cover all your valuables/ artwork/ caravagio frescos in sick and take so many nytol that youre technically dead, but DONT sleep. then, well talk.
until then zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz hmm..? what? its YOUR turn! ill do it tommorow! what? i JUST changed her...
god to hear from you old chum, my very best to you and yours,
nerv.
until then zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz hmm..? what? its YOUR turn! ill do it tommorow! what? i JUST changed her...
god to hear from you old chum, my very best to you and yours,
nerv.
mmmm... marzipan. now THATS a proper drug. in fact anything that comes in easy-to-swalow battenburg shaped lumps is alreet by me.
hey, you couldnt get one of your in house apothocarists to prsecribe me some treacle tart could you? no? how about some plum tart? or is that just the way these trousers ruck up?
hey, you couldnt get one of your in house apothocarists to prsecribe me some treacle tart could you? no? how about some plum tart? or is that just the way these trousers ruck up?
I've absolutely no idea....but it is quite obvious that you RL are still imbibing FAR too much Tamazepan and that nervous needs to get some sleep....
Good Lord...you'll start on the Mother in Law jokes next...or worse still...Essex Girl jokes.....
At which point...
...I'm off....
...YP
Good Lord...you'll start on the Mother in Law jokes next...or worse still...Essex Girl jokes.....
At which point...
...I'm off.... ...YP
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