Internationals Man's day?
Discussion
I would applaud the introduction of a day to celebrate the male of the species.
As long as the singular rule accompanying such an event was that you all promise, on pain of being whacked around the back of the head with a big plank of wood, to put your dirty under-shreddies in the laundry bin instead of on the floor next to said receptacle!
As long as the singular rule accompanying such an event was that you all promise, on pain of being whacked around the back of the head with a big plank of wood, to put your dirty under-shreddies in the laundry bin instead of on the floor next to said receptacle!
Fallon said:
I would applaud the introduction of a day to celebrate the male of the species.
As long as the singular rule accompanying such an event was that you all promise, on pain of being whacked around the back of the head with a big plank of wood, to put your dirty under-shreddies in the laundry bin instead of on the floor next to said receptacle!
It didn't know there was one!
Mrs Fish said:
Is there one?
It's man's day everyday already
As a white, middle class, educated and reasonably well off man I have sod all rights compared to any other group in society - including Women who are in the majority lets not forget.
So as part of a minority group the only rights I seem to have are to be taxed to death to pay for all the
ers that contribute sod all, to be photographed and fined if I do 33mph on a clear road when I should be doing 30, to have virtully no rights to my children if I got a divorce, and to be told never to moan as I would be offending somebody else. Hmm....sounds very fair.
A man dies and goes to heaven. There are two queues to get in. One says 'For men who have been henpecked all their lives'; the other says 'For men who have never been henpecked.
Next to the first sign the queue of men stretches into the distance. But by the second sign there's just one guy standing there. Our man goes up and asks him why he's there. He says 'I don't know, my wife told me to stand here...'
Next to the first sign the queue of men stretches into the distance. But by the second sign there's just one guy standing there. Our man goes up and asks him why he's there. He says 'I don't know, my wife told me to stand here...'
I HAVE A PENIS! george2 said:
Is there one?
It's man's day everyday already
I'm afraid Mrs Fish that means very little to me in my "modern day" life. I'll grant it did ring true a few years back but not anymore from what I see happening all around.
You've got them biting, Mrs Fish!
Fallon said:
I would applaud the introduction of a day to celebrate the male of the species.
As long as the singular rule accompanying such an event was that you all promise, on pain of being whacked around the back of the head with a big plank of wood, to put your dirty under-shreddies in the laundry bin instead of on the floor next to said receptacle!
So just to clarify: you're offering to do ALL our laundry?
george2 said:
everyone appears to be celebrating "International Womens day"?
Who is this 'everyone' to whom you refer?
What kind of celebrations? Must be good if you want to have a mans one as well.
Why wasn't I invited?
Is it just for 'International' women, or can any woman celebrate?
How do I become an 'International' woman then? Do I have to stop having my armpits waxed?
Can I celebrate with the boys, or is it ladies only?
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