Emotions ;)

[wedge girl]

We all know the little computer symbols called "emoticons," where:


means a smile and

is a frown.

Sometimes these are represented by

:-) and

:-( respectively.

Well, how about some "assicons"? Here goes:

(_!_) a regular ar*se

(__!__) a fat ar*se

(!) a tight ar*se

(_*_) a sore ar*se

{_!_} a swishy ar*se

(_o_) an ar*se that's been around

(_x_) kiss my ar*se

(_X_) leave my ar*se alone

(_zzz_) a tired ar*se

(_E=mc2_) a smart ar*se

(_$_) Money coming out of his ar*se

(_?_) Dumb ar*se




>>> Edited by wedge girl on Tuesday 8th March 16:50

[vixpy1]

(oXo)

Need i say more?

[ncs]

Theres a bit of a theme going here - works for me!

Nick

[simpo two]

And all that from a lady!! :shocked:

[v8thunder]

vixpy1 said:

(oXo) Need i say more?

Surely (_O_) would be more appropriate

[vetteheadracer]

(8X8) - spotty a*se

(4x4) - Hated by those numpties in London a*se

(8/) - prolapsed a*se

( # ) - hairy a*se

[miniman]

Gazboy said:

(_8_) - threesome?

[wedge girl]

Figure this should feature,

(-69-)

[wedg1e]

( bob ) My ar*e!!

[srebbe64]

(_nic_) Arsenic?

(_all_) Arsenal?

(_!_) Bottoms up
^ ^

[Don]

Who's been reading the Profanisaurus then!

Arsecons! Superb invention!

[sadako]

(.Y.)

Works for more than arses

[wedge girl]

sadako said:

(.Y.) Works for more than arses

Surely you mean (.KY.)

[srebbe64]

Cowboys: Head them of at the p(_!_)

Theatre: I went to see a f(_!_)

Pistonheads: All you wanted know about c(_!_)

Jam: In lots of different j(_!_)

[wedg1e]

srebbe64 said:

Cowboys: Head them of at the p(_!_) Theatre: I went to see a f(_!_) Pistonheads: All you wanted know about c(_!_) Jam: In lots of different j(_!_)

Is it just me who can hear...

Sew, a needle pulling thread
Fah, along the road to tread...




Back to the Port, quick...

[timbob]

wedge girl said:

Surely you mean (.KY.)

Nooo, (.Y.) = boobs - complete with cleavage

[mybrainhurts]