Favourite adverts from yesteryear......
Favourite adverts from yesteryear......
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Wacky Racer

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41,242 posts

276 months

Tuesday 8th March 2005
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This one....


vetteheadracer

8,273 posts

282 months

Tuesday 8th March 2005
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Let's do the Shake'n'Vac and put the freshness back

Wacky Racer

Original Poster:

41,242 posts

276 months

Tuesday 8th March 2005
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Or this....

v8thunder

27,647 posts

287 months

Tuesday 8th March 2005
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Can't put my finger on a particular advert, but one thing I do miss is a sense of straightforward seriosity from adverts.

I mean, I remember car ads in the '80s and early '90s involved highlighting their technology with some slightly posh RP-sounding bloke's voice purring it's attributes in the background, whereas nowadays it seems to be a 'cheeky chappy' or 'acerbic woman' by default.

sadako

7,080 posts

267 months

Tuesday 8th March 2005
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You've been tango'd

Rob_F

4,153 posts

293 months

Tuesday 8th March 2005
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I remember an MG Montego advert which i used to look at fondly, all i remember was it was green and black, no colour and had a slip on the bottom to send off to the dealers to arrange a test drive. Got to be the earliest memory of those sort of things i've got, i think it was in a programme for a stunt show i was taken too as a kid. I really did lust after one though at the tender age of about 4/5, and *cough* still smile when i see one on the road *cough*.

I am propper chavvy like tho', innit?

Bo Selecta!
Rob.

Yertis

19,707 posts

295 months

Tuesday 8th March 2005
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Wacky Racer said:
This one....




That's a US ad though isn't it


The BBH Audi ads from early eighties were nice, I can't remember the script but basically if you wanted to beat jerry to the poolside lounger you needed an Audi 100 with a remarkably low drag coefficient. "Vorsprung durch Technik, as they say in Germany", Audi 100 saloon and avant come in from either side of the screen. Parodied on Spitting Image with "Deutschland uber Alles, as they say in Germany", and a couple of model panzers.

There was also an ad for the Quattro (why they thought they needed to advertise that is beyond me) which showed the black beast cruising around some wet cobbled streets, maybe in Vienna. Very moody, saw it only the once. Looked great, but I was sold already.

c c

8,048 posts

268 months

Tuesday 8th March 2005
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At the time this advert convinced me that I really, really had to have a GS750


voyds9

8,490 posts

312 months

Tuesday 8th March 2005
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Castrol oil with Eric Morecambe, Ernie Wise and James Hunt.

Yertis

19,707 posts

295 months

Tuesday 8th March 2005
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Earliest strapline I can remember - "ESSO - Put a tiger in your tank."

Such was it's power (it was emblazoned on the the back of my Dinky AEC Articulated Tanker) that all the lentilists invocations to boycott Esso are completely powerless and I still buy Esso whenever I can.

v8thunder

27,647 posts

287 months

Tuesday 8th March 2005
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My Dad does these wonderful impressions of car ad-lines from the '70s. You've got to get the right balance of gravellyness and posh smoothness, and they you say:

"The Lazy Fireball"

"The Vauxhall Breed's Got Style"

"Put a Chrysler Sunbeam in your life, it'll put a smile on your face"

"Whatever you Collect, include a Toyota"

"Mini, a great little idea from British Leyland"

"Jaguar, Some Day"

"Over 10,000 people can comfortably sit in a Princess"

"Triumph TR7, A Cut Above"


He always draws the line at doing the Allegro ads though

"Allegro's got Vroom, miles and miles of Vroom, change into top, there's Vroom to spare"

There's a brilliant Martin Buckley article about '70s car adverts in Classic Cars a year ago - still got it, a real laugh.

Li'l pugs

1,323 posts

288 months

Wednesday 9th March 2005
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Picture a young lady reclining in a boat, floating down a river in the middle of a wonderful, summer day. The music starts, she gently unwraps and teases a cadbury flake into her open mouth !!!!!!!

My personal favourite

Plotloss

67,280 posts

299 months

Wednesday 9th March 2005
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Caledonia Airlines.

To the tune of California Girls

Those japanese girls can do amazing things with rice...

Incorrigible

13,668 posts

290 months

Wednesday 9th March 2005
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There's one, for eagle tyres, can't remember the car but doing a burn out, with the strap line

"Real men smoke eagles"

I've been looking for a copy of it for about 5 years

wolves_wanderer

12,950 posts

266 months

Wednesday 9th March 2005
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I always liked the one for milk with the two little scouse kids...

"Accrington Stanley, oo are dey?"

"exachley"

ApexClipper

27,651 posts

272 months

Wednesday 9th March 2005
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"The crumbliest, flakiest, milk chocolate in the world..."



vixen1700

28,936 posts

299 months

Wednesday 9th March 2005
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" 'ere Dad, do you know the piano's on me foot?"
"You hum it son, and I'll play it!"







catretriever

2,090 posts

271 months

Wednesday 9th March 2005
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"um-Bongo um-Bongo"
"dey drink it in de Congo"

edit: oooh nearly forgot...

"Kia-Ora's too orangey for crows....it's just for me and my dog!"



>> Edited by catretriever on Wednesday 9th March 12:50

SiOsbon

3,810 posts

269 months

Wednesday 9th March 2005
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"Hoffmeister..... walk like the bear."

Think that was it, though suspect Im about to be proved wrong