What do you do to inadvertently annoy your other half?

[Ginge R]

'Breathing' not allowed.

Me, occasionaly leave the milk out. Yes, it really can be as simple as that. No, thinking about it, this one's better. Put on a film and get up to do something else. I tell her I'm afraid of commitment.

[wiliferus]

Not shutting kitchen cabinets properly, apparently. Does her head in.

And having 30 minute showers.

[Oakey]

wiliferus said:

And having 30 minute showers.

She knows you're jerking off

[SplatSpeed]

tell them

its not your looks that keep me with you

its mine!

[wiliferus]

Oakey said:

wiliferus said:

And having 30 minute showers.

She knows you're jerking off

And that's different from a 5 minute shower...?

[Ginge R]

I suppose I could have written 'deliberately' instead of inadvertently..

Leave the car seat fully back. Don't reset the door mirrors. Leave the radio on Talksport. That last one.. works everytime.

Noisily fill the kettle with too much water, knowing she's doing a mental costing of the leccy.

[Ginge R]

wiliferus said:

And that's different from a 5 minute shower...?

Christ, 4'55" of foreplay in the shower??

[trickywoo]

Ginge R said:

Noisily fill the kettle with too much water, knowing she's doing a mental costing of the leccy.

That is pretty annoying. I stop well short of measuring a mug full for a single cup of tea but obviously boiling enough for 4+ cups when you are only having one would surely annoy most people.

[IN51GHT]

Breath

Return from work each night

[Fozziebear]

Butter knife next to butter tray, mug left on side, flip flops anywhere other than feet. She wants to go to bed at 9pm, not to shag!, hates that I'll stay downstairs watching tv, complains if I read a book in bed, can't fking win

[kiethton]

Leaving the counter tops un-wiped after cooking

Leaving condiments on the dinner table

Not ironing my clothes, even though I'm only hanging around the house in them/not going out

yawning on her/in her direction when lying in bed

The morning after eating an indian as the room invariably stinks, takes a good 24 hours with the windows open to fully dissipate

Not sure if it annoys or hurt but scratching her with my stubble...

[anonymous-user]

kiethton said:

The morning after eating an indian as the room invariably stinks, takes a good 24 hours with the windows open to fully dissipate
...

Do you st the bed then?

[Ginge R]

Fozziebear said:

Butter knife next to butter tray, mug left on side, flip flops anywhere other than feet. She wants to go to bed at 9pm, not to shag!, hates that I'll stay downstairs watching tv, complains if I read a book in bed, can't fking win

On this note, occasional (very) cross contamination of Flora in the tub with jam, and vice versa. Peter Sutcliffe was vilified less.

[welshjohn]

Not refilling kettle after use

[Some Gump]

Be right all the time.

[kiethton]

desolate said:

kiethton said:

The morning after eating an indian as the room invariably stinks, takes a good 24 hours with the windows open to fully dissipate
...

Do you st the bed then?

Not quite but the gas I seem to produce after a curry would make a bovine applaud

[Trophy Husband]

Opening the blinds in our downstairs loo. The glass isn't frosted. However, the loo looks out on our courtyard and then woods beyond an 8ft high wall. The gates to our drive are always locked so impossible for anybody to come in to see her either straining her cabbage or freeing the seals! Still goes berserker!!

[Robbins]

welshjohn said:

Not refilling kettle after use

My housemate at Uni would do this. I used to pour the water out and refill before using. We didn't use sufficient boiled water throughout the day to justify a full kettle at all times esp. when the sink is, like, two steps away. Weird.

[V40Vinnie]

Parking her car in gear, (i was always advised to do this as it locks the transmission aswell as the parking brake). She always gives me a bking because of it.

[callyman]

Some Gump said:

Be right all the time.

I get accused of that.

I just say "I'm not saying I'm right but one of us is wrong and it isn't me".

Works a treat.....and winds her up more.