Man losses b@llocks to Chimps
Man losses b@llocks to Chimps
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vetteheadracer

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8,273 posts

282 months

Wednesday 9th March 2005
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This was reported in the Metro today.....

A zoo visitor tried to reason with two chimps as they ripped his face and testicles, his wife said yesterday. Saint James Davis, who lost a finger, an eye, parts of his nose, cheek, lips and buttocks in the attack is still being treated in hospital. His wife LaDonna, told a TV interviewer: ' One was at his head, one was at his foot. But all the time he was trying to reason with them.'
Mrs Davis 64 and her 62 year old husband were visiting an animal sanctuary in California on Thursday when the apes escaped from their cages.

beano500

20,854 posts

304 months

Wednesday 9th March 2005
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Jeeesus. I hope they had a sign up saying "You Can't Reason With The Chimps"

Mrs Fish

30,018 posts

287 months

Wednesday 9th March 2005
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I heard about this a couple of days ago they had to shoot the chimps to get them off IIRC.

nel

4,830 posts

270 months

Wednesday 9th March 2005
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The ambulance chasers will be out in force, because that will be a BIG settlement. Hell, if you can get $20 million for burning your ass with a MacDonalds coffee, what do you get for mutilation and castration by chimps?!?!?

I know that they're very strong beasts, but just reasoning with them? A well placed kick or two might have driven them off.

cotty

42,215 posts

313 months

Wednesday 9th March 2005
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nel said:
The ambulance chasers will be out in force, because that will be a BIG settlement. Hell, if you can get $20 million for burning your ass with a MacDonalds coffee, what do you get for mutilation and castration by chimps?!?!?


A medal for stupidity

wolves_wanderer

12,950 posts

266 months

Wednesday 9th March 2005
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That's what happens when the hard of thinking get too wound up with animal rights. If an animal was attacking me I wouldn't be reasoning with it regardless of whether it was a Panda a Dodo or a by Unicorn

Mrs Fish

30,018 posts

287 months

Wednesday 9th March 2005
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associated press said:
CALIENTE, Calif. (AP) -

Several chimpanzees broke from their cages at an animal sanctuary Thursday and attacked two visitors, seriously injuring them, authorities said. Sanctuary workers shot and killed two of the powerful animals.

Officials did not immediately release the victims' names, but a television station reported that they were a couple who were visiting another chimpanzee that had been removed from their home years earlier for his own aggressive behavior.

One of those injured at the Animal Haven Ranch was airlifted to Kern Medical Center in critical condition, said Sheriff's Sgt. Jeff Hunt. Another victim was in serious condition, said Hunt, who did not know what kind of injuries they suffered.

KGET-TV of Bakersfield identified the victims as St. James Davis and his wife, LaDonna Davis, who were at the sanctuary to celebrate the birthday of Moe, who was taken from their suburban Los Angeles home in 1999 after biting off part of a woman's finger.

Moe was not involved in Thursday's attack, said state Department of Fish and Game spokesman Steve Martarano.

The Davises reportedly brought Moe a cake, but two other chimpanzees named Buddy and Ollie attacked St. James Davis, KGET reported, quoting local animal control authorities.

Dr. Maureen Martin, of Kern Medical Center, told the television station that the monkeys chewed most of Davis' face off and that he would require extensive surgery in an attempt to reattach his nose. He was transported to Loma Linda Medical Center University, she said.

LaDonna Davis suffered a bite wound to the hand, Martin said.

Buddy and Ollie were shot and killed following the attack, and two other chimps escaped from their cage, prompting sheriff's deputies, animal control workers, and Fish and Game officials to launch a search.

The wayward pair were eventually recovered by an Animal Haven worker. Martarano said one chimp was two miles from the sanctuary.

The Davises had waged an unsuccessful legal fight to bring Moe back to their West Covina home. They brought the chimp from Africa decades ago after a poacher killed his mother.

Animal Haven Ranch has held state permits to shelter animals since 1985 and serves as a sanctuary for animals that have been confiscated or discovered lost, Martarano said.

It is allowed to house up to nine primates at one time and is home to one spider monkey and six chimpanzees, he said. The permits are held by Ralph and Virginia Brauer, who could not be reached immediately for comment.

Chimpanzees can turn surly if not handled properly, said Martine Colette, animal director of the Wildlife WayStation, a sanctuary near Los Angeles where Moe was housed for a time.

"Chimps are notoriously strong and they have some very, very specific behaviors," Colette said. "If someone tries to confine them, they will definitely put up a fight."

"An average person who doesn't know chimp body language can't read them," she added.

MikeyT

18,330 posts

300 months

Wednesday 9th March 2005
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wolves_wanderer said:
That's what happens when the hard of thinking get too wound up with animal rights. If an animal was attacking me I wouldn't be reasoning with it regardless of whether it was a Panda a Dodo or a by Unicorn


Got nowt to do with animal rights ...

timbob

2,205 posts

281 months

Wednesday 9th March 2005
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Does anyone remember a documentary on telly a while ago, about "evil chimps"? It was really interesting, a bunch of chimpanzees had stolen a woman's baby from her as she walked through the forest. They tortured the baby, and then killed it - for fun.

In this particular country, the penalty for murder was death. So the debate then was whether the chimps were guilty of murder, and could they be killed? It was a very interesting programme, looking at the dark side of human/chimp nature...

Dave 4000

308 posts

287 months

Wednesday 9th March 2005
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Why is it I get a vision of Harry Enfield when I read that

pzero64

2,144 posts

270 months

Wednesday 9th March 2005
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They looked most places, but where the hell was he hiding the PG tea bags?

srebbe64

13,021 posts

266 months

Wednesday 9th March 2005
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Didn't Michael Jackson own a chimp? It might explain the loss of certain parts of his face!

vetteheadracer

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8,273 posts

282 months

Wednesday 9th March 2005
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For some reason the West Ham song "I'm forever blowing bubbles" has come into my head.......

vetteheadracer

Original Poster:

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282 months

Wednesday 9th March 2005
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:Gazboy said:
how do you rip an arse cheek off?


...sell it some cheap tat for a lot of money?

love machine

7,609 posts

264 months

Wednesday 9th March 2005
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They are pretty gnarly things. One ripped a boys arm off. Rule one:-Don't piss a chimp off, they are worse than your missus.

simpo two

92,662 posts

294 months

Wednesday 9th March 2005
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vetteheadracer said:
But all the time he was trying to reason with them.'

Educational psychologist?

Witchfinder

6,387 posts

281 months

Wednesday 9th March 2005
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Nuke the chimps!

neil.b

6,546 posts

276 months

Wednesday 9th March 2005
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Coming soon to Sky 1 - "When Good Monkeys Go Bad".

Youth Gone Wild

4,028 posts

266 months

Wednesday 9th March 2005
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timbob said:
Does anyone remember a documentary on telly a while ago, about "evil chimps"? It was really interesting, a bunch of chimpanzees had stolen a woman's baby from her as she walked through the forest. They tortured the baby, and then killed it - for fun.

In this particular country, the penalty for murder was death. So the debate then was whether the chimps were guilty of murder, and could they be killed? It was a very interesting programme, looking at the dark side of human/chimp nature...


I saw that, I seem to remember something about people encroaching on "their" territory, causing the chimps population density to increase. Because they naturally fight each other if the population gets too dense, they fought the humans, or something like that. I've heard wolves fight each other sometimes to keep the population in check.

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

284 months

Wednesday 9th March 2005
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love machine said:
Rule one:-Don't piss a chimp off, they are worse than your missus.....


It appears you never met my missus......