things that your other half says about your TVR

[jem]

'It's lovely having a car that whenever I go in it, it makes me happy'

'now stop it, I KNOW there's a thing on piston heads about not braking'

'go on, make those chavs crash'

'It doesn't look the same on the back of a low-loader'


any others?

J


>>> Edited by jem on Wednesday 9th March 19:42

[Plotloss]

That car will be the death of you...

[schueymcfee]

You look soooo sexy when you're driving it

You make me so horny when you're driving it



>> Edited by schueymcfee on Wednesday 9th March 13:56

[Harry Flashman]

'I can't believe you just went out and bought a car like that'

We broke up betweeen me buying it and me collecting it.

Wasn't the car's fault, of course - but I think it may have been symptomatic

[catretriever]

When I'm in control of any other vehicle, be it family run about or shopping trolley it's always..

"You drive this like it's the TVR!"

If only she knew

[S3_Steve]

"I wish you spent as much time on me!"

"You love that car more than me"

[focused]

We're not going in the TVR are we? That means I'll have to dress up because everyone looks at us.

It's okay dear they won't be interested in you, just the car.

[selmer]

She's only been in it twice
The first time, she wasn't sure if people were looking because it was noisy, or if they liked it, or if they thought "look at that t-w-a-t".
I still think she loves me though. Deep down like.

[selmer]

Oh and then she said "It's not very glamourous is it?"
to which I replied, "It's not supposed to be glamourous", taking pains to point out that her colleagues in MX-5s and Pug Cabs are just pretending to be glamourous anyhow.

[andy4200]

she said:

Why couldn't you have bought a BMW

after my 100 amp fuse had blown on a run out....

[manhoo]

actions speak louder than words...

New windscreen needed after girlfriend attacks my beloved with a broomstick!

[hobo]

'Can we sell it and buy an X5'

[lazyitus]

S3_Steve said:

"You love that car more than me"

Ah, glad I'm not the only one then.

[Tyre Smoke]

On a booze cruise in the Chim, driving around Cherbourg:

"Jaysus you can't even pick yer nose with everyone looking"

Lovely my darling wife.

[cosmoschick]

Things that your other half says about your TVR...





"Is it my turn, yet?"

[>Phoenix<]

lazyitus said:

S3_Steve said: "You love that car more than me" Ah, glad I'm not the only one then.

Same here!

[>Phoenix<]

"Oh f**k, this trucker on the side of us is looking down my bra..." - sticks her hand out and waves the toszer hand signal...

lol

After that day, always polo neck shirts/jumpers

[caro]

"Great engine, great sound, great looks, but it doesn't handle as well as my Caterham..."

[crazylegs]

Phoenix said:

lazyitus said: S3_Steve said: "You love that car more than me" Ah, glad I'm not the only one then. Same here!

Her: "Sometimes I think you love your TVR more than you love me."

Me: "Sometimes I love my Mondeo more than I love you"

>> Edited by crazylegs on Wednesday 9th March 17:14

[Roobarb]

Engines a bit loud.
[rev REVVVVVVV pop pop bang pop]
Deisel is it ?