Mumsnet comedy gold

[anonymous-user]

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[WinstonWolf]

They'll never top the penis beaker

[GT03ROB]

WinstonWolf said:

They'll never top the penis beaker

There are some things I just don't want to ask....

[WinstonWolf]

GT03ROB said:

WinstonWolf said:

They'll never top the penis beaker

There are some things I just don't want to ask....

Google it, it's hilarious.

[Don]

Mental. The lot of them.

Brilliant. Thanks for the laugh...

"entitled princesses" doesn't even begin to express some of them. Others - why they stay with their "DH" is beyond me...

[bobbo89]

'But realistically, how would one use a wk sock?'

[GT03ROB]

WinstonWolf said:

GT03ROB said:

WinstonWolf said:

They'll never top the penis beaker

There are some things I just don't want to ask....

Google it, it's hilarious.

I should't have

[hidetheelephants]

bobbo89 said:

'But realistically, how would one use a wk sock?'

Jesus christ, do these people have no imagination? And why are they picking up their teenage progenys' dirty laundry? If the teenage me didn't at least put it in the laundry basket, it didn't get washed and I eventually would have run out of clean garments.

[Impasse]

I honestly find nothing funny about that group of lefty, feminazi, whiny, self important, self entitled, unoriginal, clichéd women.

[Condi]

If there was ever a reason to be young, carefree and single, that twitter feed is it.

[peter tdci]

Impasse said:

I honestly find nothing funny about that group of lefty, feminazi, whiny, self important, self entitled, unoriginal, clichéd women.

I'd imagine that the view of PH from over there is pretty much the same (with some different adjectives).

[227bhp]

DH records himself farting

[J4CKO]

hidetheelephants said:

bobbo89 said:

'But realistically, how would one use a wk sock?'

Jesus christ, do these people have no imagination? And why are they picking up their teenage progenys' dirty laundry? If the teenage me didn't at least put it in the laundry basket, it didn't get washed and I eventually would have run out of clean garments.

wk sock sounds so seedy, I prefer "Chaussette D'amour".

Anyway, I find a sock doesnt cut it, volume wise...

[Steve vRS]

J4CKO said:

wk sock sounds so seedy, I prefer "Chaussette D'amour".

Had to muffle a laugh for that one.

[Northbloke]

Apropos of nothing, my pals once decided that "wk Sock" would be a excellent nom de plume for me during a game of 10 pin bowling.

So every time I got a spare or strike it flashed up on the screen: "Great Strike wk Sock".

Got some strange looks from the neighbouring lanes.

[J4CKO]

We had a mate whos bedroom had this strange tangy smell, it was always there but got more pungent when the heating came on, another lad was sat on the windowsill and was warming his hands on the radiator and pulled out a crusty sock it was one of many and explained the smell.

[shep1001]

WinstonWolf said:

They'll never top the penis beaker

Ah yes the classic from user 'SaraCrewe'. Plenty of milage out of trolling that thread back in the day.

[addz86]

The one about taking it up the Crimper was a favourite of mine

[silverfoxcc]

Wrinkly boobs....How to handle them? made mechuckle

[silverfoxcc]

Wrinkly boobs....How to handle them? made me chuckle