How Much Poo?
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2 Smokin Barrels

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Thursday 10th March 2005
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There are 23,500 dogs at Crufts. If each dog poos an average of four inches, that's a mile & a half of poo per day.

How do they get rid of it, and where does it all go?

Balmoral Green

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Thursday 10th March 2005
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Turkey Twizzlers?

father ted

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Thursday 10th March 2005
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New Labour's Manifesto?

egoboss

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Thursday 10th March 2005
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2 Smokin Barrels said:
There are 23,500 dogs at Crufts. If each dog poos an average of four inches, that's a mile & a half of poo per day.

How do they get rid of it, and where does it all go?



it gets fabricated into james allen?

NiceCupOfTea

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Thursday 10th March 2005
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Congratulations! This thread had me laughing out loud!

2 Smokin Barrels

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Bournville is just down the road!

love machine

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Thursday 10th March 2005
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Crufts pie for Cherie!

>> Edited by love machine on Thursday 10th March 21:51

2 Smokin Barrels

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Thursday 10th March 2005
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2 Smokin Barrels said:
There are 23,500 dogs at Crufts. If each dog poos an average of four inches, that's a mile & a half of poo per day.

How do they get rid of it, and where does it all go?



Perhaps they sneak it out in the poodles.

Balmoral Green

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egoboss

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Thursday 10th March 2005
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2 Smokin Barrels said:

2 Smokin Barrels said:
There are 23,500 dogs at Crufts. If each dog poos an average of four inches, that's a mile & a half of poo per day.

How do they get rid of it, and where does it all go?




Perhaps they sneak it out in the poodles.


james allen looks like a rather smug, pampered poodle; they are both utterly useless, annoying to look at, and only give pleasure to people of rather dubious taste.

2 Smokin Barrels

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egoboss said:

2 Smokin Barrels said:


2 Smokin Barrels said:
There are 23,500 dogs at Crufts. If each dog poos an average of four inches, that's a mile & a half of poo per day.

How do they get rid of it, and where does it all go?





Perhaps they sneak it out in the poodles.



james allen looks like a rather smug, pampered poodle; they are both utterly useless, annoying to look at, and only give pleasure to people of rather dubious taste.


That's strange. They both speak very highly of you.

Flat in Fifth

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Thursday 10th March 2005
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Quick somebody email a link to this thread to www.drgillianmckeith.com/ that woman is so into poo and bottoms it really is seriously worrying.

egoboss

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Thursday 10th March 2005
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2 Smokin Barrels said:



That's strange. They both speak very highly of you.


my nightmare scenario is walking down the street one fine evening and encountering an oh-so ludicrous coiffured poodle being walked by an oh so annoying, grinning james allen.

i might not be responsible for my actions!

;-)

ps,i am sorry for any offence caused to poodles and their owners but i will not retract any offence caused to james allen.

Mrs Fish

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Thursday 10th March 2005
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NiceCupOfTea said:
Congratulations! This thread had me laughing out loud!



me too

How does someone think of something like that

Lumptyplumpty

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Thursday 10th March 2005
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Mrs Fish said:

NiceCupOfTea said:
Congratulations! This thread had me laughing out loud!




me too

How does someone think of something like that


That someone has to have a screw loose!

Mrs Fish

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Thursday 10th March 2005
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Welcome to PH, Steve

2 Smokin Barrels

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Oi

sparkythecat

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Friday 11th March 2005
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Flat in Fifth said:
Quick somebody email a link to this thread to www.drgillianmckeith.com/ that woman is so into poo and bottoms it really is seriously worrying.




towman

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Friday 11th March 2005
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Fresco have cumberland sausage on "special" this week. Could the two facts be related?

diddyman

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Friday 11th March 2005
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love machine said:


Crufts pie for Cherie!

>> Edited by love machine on Thursday 10th March 21:51

Has anyone else noticed the similarity ion appearance between Cherie & Cruella Deville from 101 Dalmations? Do you think they are related?