Got a wasp trapped in my top this morning...

[Kell]

...and he clearly wasn't very happy about it.

Got me about three or four times before I got him out.

[joshleb]

Poor thing thought it had found an animal not a human!

[okgo]

joshleb said:

Poor thing thought it had found an animal not a human!

Looks like it was right...

[Some Gump]

That's a really, really big pube you've got hanging on your wall..

[The Nur]

Some Gump said:

That's a really, really big pube you've got hanging on your wall..

Either that or the OP is tiny.

[Kell]

I work with the BFG.

His shower.

Just don't go in the toilet after him if he's been eating snozcumbers.

[Some Gump]

Kell said:

I work with the BFG.

His shower.

Just don't go in the toilet after him if he's been eating snozcumbers.

Why, does he give you hickies?

[Evilex]

Ouch.
Never been stung by a wasp, on a bike or off it.

Bumblebees, however, are a different matter.
Had two fly into my mouth on separate occasions.
One stung my tongue. Couldn't eat or talk properly for 36 hours!
The second I partially spat out and it stung the inside of my bottom lip.
I could feel the venom sac pumping away, pulled it out with my teeth and spat it out.
I then bit my lip really hard until the fluid coming out tasted normal, and spat that out.
Nowhere near as bad that time.
If it had been wasps? Hospital, methinks!