Am I the only one?
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meeja

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8,290 posts

277 months

Friday 11th March 2005
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Or does anyone else here have a Chav or a wannabee Chav working in your office?

Plotloss

67,280 posts

299 months

Friday 11th March 2005
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Being in fairly close proximity to Sutton.

Loads.

I'm suprised we havent opened an in house Greggs the bakers...

900T-R

20,406 posts

286 months

Friday 11th March 2005
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No - office here is a chav-free zone

Fluffy

520 posts

273 months

Friday 11th March 2005
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Not working here, but being a teacher, 100s of chav kids.
The funny thing being some don't even know they're chavs, and call other kids chavs.
It's hilarious!

WildfireS3

9,947 posts

281 months

Friday 11th March 2005
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Nope, only me and my boss in my office. 23yr old TVR owner + 27yr old XK8 owner. Chav free zone.

>> Edited by WildfireS3 on Friday 11th March 13:38

justayellowbadge

37,057 posts

271 months

Friday 11th March 2005
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O/T, but I've been wondering about this for a while now.
What is it exactly that makes these 'Greggs' places a temple of Chavdom? I've never been in one, but walking past they just look like a sandwich and coffee type place. What's the chav aspect? Have I missed something?

It's not like they sell crystalline sculptures...

minimax

11,985 posts

285 months

Friday 11th March 2005
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none in my office - only me in it!

however downstairs we have an aged chav as office manager and a would be chav (think huge cheap hooped earrings and 9ct gold chain worn outside her sweater) if she wasn't forced to wear suitable office attire..outside the office I hear horror stories about what she does...

opieoilman

4,408 posts

265 months

Friday 11th March 2005
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minimax said:
outside the office I hear horror stories about what she does...


Like what??

I am curious.

minimax

11,985 posts

285 months

Friday 11th March 2005
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opieoilman said:

minimax said:
outside the office I hear horror stories about what she does...



Like what??

I am curious.


getting into fist fights after too many pints of cider, shagging in the street when pissed with no idea who's doing it to her, she can source practically anything for you providing you don't mind it's 'temperature' if you know what I mean..loads of stuff

Plotloss

67,280 posts

299 months

Friday 11th March 2005
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justayellowbadge said:
O/T, but I've been wondering about this for a while now.
What is it exactly that makes these 'Greggs' places a temple of Chavdom? I've never been in one, but walking past they just look like a sandwich and coffee type place. What's the chav aspect? Have I missed something?

It's not like they sell crystalline sculptures...


They sell Sausage Rolls for 60p and operate on about a 300% margin.

Its not what one would call quality, much like there client base...

opieoilman

4,408 posts

265 months

Friday 11th March 2005
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minimax said:

Getting into fist fights after too many pints of cider, shagging in the street when pissed with no idea who's doing it to her, she can source practically anything for you providing you don't mind it's 'temperature' if you know what I mean..loads of stuff


Wow, what a bird.

Could do with meeting a few of those from time to time

The GMan

2,508 posts

284 months

Friday 11th March 2005
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minimax said:

opieoilman said:


minimax said:
outside the office I hear horror stories about what she does...




Like what??

I am curious.



getting into fist fights after too many pints of cider, shagging in the street when pissed with no idea who's doing it to her, she can source practically anything for you providing you don't mind it's 'temperature' if you know what I mean..loads of stuff


S**t! After all this time I must be a Charva!

Before anyone points out that is what we call Chavs in Newcastle!

fugatso

563 posts

261 months

Friday 11th March 2005
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Glad to say no chav's here! Run my own business from middle of nowhere. All that keeps me company is the rustle of my shell suit, the clanking of my jewellery and that drainpipe exhaust on my Nova. AAAAAAARRRGHH!!!

minimax

11,985 posts

285 months

Friday 11th March 2005
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The GMan said:


minimax said:



opieoilman said:




minimax said:
outside the office I hear horror stories about what she does...






Like what??

I am curious.





getting into fist fights after too many pints of cider, shagging in the street when pissed with no idea who's doing it to her, she can source practically anything for you providing you don't mind it's 'temperature' if you know what I mean..loads of stuff




S**t! After all this time I must be a Charva!

Before anyone points out that is what we call Chavs in Newcastle!



only if you have a bairn who lives on pasties, your car has a sticker on it from that dodgy store in the metrocenter showing a mackem/geordie pissing on a geordie/mackem football shirt, you go 'khroozin' in the silverlink or kingston park of an evening, or you live in waaalsend....


*joking about the last bit

>> Edited by minimax on Friday 11th March 15:35