Derbyshire Police's latest crime fighting weapon is.....

[Your Dad]

... a specially trained sniffer dog.

http://www.derbyshiretimes.co.uk/news/sperm-sniffe...

[Rude-boy]

I always wondered why dogs always seemed to try to smell my hands first when i go to stroke them...

[Morningside]

Bloody hell, if he went into my bedroom he would have a heart attack!

[FiF]

Why am I reminded of this https://youtu.be/b266NeGU15I

[Vitorio]

Go and google "reddit cumbox" i dare you

[Truckosaurus]

Morningside said:

Bloody hell, if he went into my bedroom he would have a heart attack!

...or my sock drawer.

[DonkeyApple]

Er, I don't want to ask how they train the poor thing!!!!

[Quhet]

Surely a UV light would be cheaper whilst also being effective?

I remember at uni having a great laugh in the local stty club where the UV lights picked up all manner of stains on some poor girl's shirt

[Morningside]

DonkeyApple said:

Er, I don't want to ask how they train the poor thing!!!!

Sorry, cum again? I did not understand.

[BoRED S2upid]

That's not a great job.

[bitchstewie]

You know I was watching Police Interceptors the other night when the dog handler pointed out something I'd never thought of about his drugs dog which is that you don't really want them to get too close to the drugs as with such a sensitive nose it might not end well (depending what a smacked off its tits Spaniel is like).

[TonyRPH]

Slightly off topic but I did chuckle...




"Derbyshire Police's latest crime fighting weapon is..... Your Dad"

[Steve vRS]

Any excuse to watch this https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=V3BNsttZQGQ

[soad]

Rude-boy said:

I always wondered why dogs always seemed to try to smell my hands first when i go to stroke them...

[MrBarry123]

TonyRPH said:

Slightly off topic but I did chuckle...




"Derbyshire Police's latest crime fighting weapon is..... Your Dad"

[anonymous-user]

MrBarry123 said:

TonyRPH said:

Slightly off topic but I did chuckle...




"Derbyshire Police's latest crime fighting weapon is..... Your Dad"

Have another

[Sheets Tabuer]

Truckosaurus said:

Morningside said:

Bloody hell, if he went into my bedroom he would have a heart attack!

...or my sock drawer.

Or my neighbours washing line.