The annual PH how to get rid of trick or treaters thread.

[Wacky Racer]

Been posting this topic up the last few years...

Any innovative new ideas this year?

[dazwalsh]

Pour dry rabbit food into their pumpkin tubs (or plastic bags for those who cant be arsed to make an effort) and tell them its chocolate. They wont come back next year.

[MG CHRIS]

Open the door and tell them to buy there own treats.

[chr15b]

Just don't answer the door?

[Whoozit]

When i take the kids around, we only approach houses with a pumpkin or decoration outside. If you dont have them, why would anyone bother you?

[stuartmmcfc]

Has this been suggested before?

[boxst]

Sign outside the house ...

[Wacky Racer]

Some tried and trusted ideas from 2014..

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

[Starfighter]

Sprouts dipped in chocolate make good substitutes for Ferrero Rocher.

[stuartmmcfc]

Invite them in so this guy (Pricasso) can paint their portrait

[essdaytwelve]

Toffee Onions

[Einion Yrth]

Starfighter said:

Sprouts dipped in chocolate make good substitutes for Ferrero Rocher.

Scotch bonnet peppers (or Komodo dragon or similar) mixed with rice crispies and dipped in dark chocolate are, quite expensive, but funny.


And if there are any left at the end of the evening they're also bloody lovely.

[Smiler.]

[Lgfst]

Brussels sprouts dipped in chocolate

[cjs racing.]

Smiler. said:

Not scary, he just reminds me of Angry Kid.

[DAVEVO9]

[Poisson96]

Windows open loud sex. Sorted.

[s55shh]

http://www.liquidass.com
I spray this at arms length from an upstairs window and don't open the front door.

[anonymous-user]

[Colonial]

I'm going to see Morrissey instead.

So to avoid being a grumpy bd who jates everything I will pay money to be in the same room as a grumpy bd who hayes everything.