AA Performance - satire or f-wittery?

[paul789]

Their adds really do make me wince (I know, because Bolton, but still):

http://www.aaperformance.co.uk/used-cars/lamborghi...

"UNLEASH THE RAGING BULL AND YOU WILL KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BE IN A JET FIGHTER, THE HURACAN IS FAST, LOUD, SHARP, EXTROVERTED - AND ABOUT AS IMPACTFUL AS IT'S POSSIBLE FOR ANYTHING ON FOUR WHEELS TO BE"

http://www.aaperformance.co.uk/used-cars/audi-r8-5...

"KNOW THIS YOU WILL BE THE ONLY PERSON IN THE COUNTRY WITH AN EXCLUSIVE EVERYDAY SUPERCAR, REST ASSURED THAT THIS COMBINATION IS THE RAREST & MOST SOUGHT AFTER, CELEBRITY LOOKS AND ANYONE SAT IN THE DRIVERS SEAT WILL INHERIT THAT TITLE,TONGUES WAGGING AND HEADS TURNING, DEFINATELY NOT FOR THE SHY TYPE, IF THIS WAS A TALENT COMPETION THEN HANDS DOWN YOU WOULD WIN EVERYTIME"

And my personal favourite:

http://www.aaperformance.co.uk/used-cars/audi-r8-5...

"PLAYTIME HAS ARRIVED, ONCE YOU HAVE FOUND THE LIMITS ON THIS CAR YOU WILL BE KNOWN AS ONE OF THE BEST DRIVERS ON THE ROAD"

[andymc]

mint innit

[briang9]

paul789 said:

Their adds really do make me wince (I know, because Bolton, but still):

http://www.aaperformance.co.uk/used-cars/lamborghi...

"UNLEASH THE RAGING BULL AND YOU WILL KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BE IN A JET FIGHTER, THE HURACAN IS FAST, LOUD, SHARP, EXTROVERTED - AND ABOUT AS IMPACTFUL AS IT'S POSSIBLE FOR ANYTHING ON FOUR WHEELS TO BE"

http://www.aaperformance.co.uk/used-cars/audi-r8-5...

"KNOW THIS YOU WILL BE THE ONLY PERSON IN THE COUNTRY WITH AN EXCLUSIVE EVERYDAY SUPERCAR, REST ASSURED THAT THIS COMBINATION IS THE RAREST & MOST SOUGHT AFTER, CELEBRITY LOOKS AND ANYONE SAT IN THE DRIVERS SEAT WILL INHERIT THAT TITLE,TONGUES WAGGING AND HEADS TURNING, DEFINATELY NOT FOR THE SHY TYPE, IF THIS WAS A TALENT COMPETION THEN HANDS DOWN YOU WOULD WIN EVERYTIME"

And my personal favourite:

http://www.aaperformance.co.uk/used-cars/audi-r8-5...

"PLAYTIME HAS ARRIVED, ONCE YOU HAVE FOUND THE LIMITS ON THIS CAR YOU WILL BE KNOWN AS ONE OF THE BEST DRIVERS ON THE ROAD"

Indeed they do, the SHOUTY CAPS are particularly helpful at ensuring potential buyers know they are dealing with a reliable, quality dealer... all IMHO of course in case any lawyers are watching

[PoleDriver]

Try looking at the specs..."No details available"! What's the point?

ETA On the Lamborghini.

[paul789]

PoleDriver said:

Try looking at the specs..."No details available"! What's the point?

ETA On the Lamborghini.

CELEBRITY SPEC, MARBS IS WAITING

[paul789]

1 of a kind - thank god!:

http://www.aaperformance.co.uk/used-cars/lamborghi...

[anonymous-user]

instagram life, everyone wants to be famous.

[kowalski655]

paul789 said:

1 of a kind - thank god!:

http://www.aaperformance.co.uk/used-cars/lamborghi...

Looks like Spiderman's car....hideous

[CoolHands]

How can people like this make money?

[jas xjr]

CoolHands said:

How can people like this make money?

have a guess , 786 on the number plate innit bruv

[eltax91]

jas xjr said:

CoolHands said:

How can people like this make money?

have a guess , 786 on the number plate innit bruv

Yeh but what's summing up the first phrase of the Quran got to do with making money?

[glenrobbo]

Does that Lambo come with the optional 'stealth pack'?

( Not all drug dealers want to be noticed.)

Edited by glenrobbo on Sunday 30th October 09:18

[Goaty Bill 2]

kowalski655 said:

paul789 said:

1 of a kind - thank god!:

http://www.aaperformance.co.uk/used-cars/lamborghi...

Looks like Spiderman's car....hideous

More like Spidy has ejaculated on it.

[Dr Jekyll]

glenrobbo said:

Does that Lambo come with the optional 'stealth pack'?

( Not all drug dealers want to be noticed.)

Then how are potential customers supposed to know they are drug dealers?

[davepoth]

Dr Jekyll said:

Then how are potential customers supposed to know they are drug dealers?

Because they're driving a second hand Lamborghini around Bolton?

[Countdown]

Some of those body kits are vomit- inducing.....

[jas xjr]

Countdown said:

Some of those body kits are vomit- inducing.....

to be fair , people are not going to be wallflowers driving around in any supercar .so not for the shy and retiring .
and for the record , these types of operations bring islam into disrepute . i am not a muslim . but the northern town based businesses do not do themselves any favours. you can be offended or not . lord aleem . anybody want to defend his father and his business? money laundering , drugs and supercars go hand in hand . the more successful ones are more subtle . the sums of money involved are eye watering , i believe .

[paul789]

Oh jeez, didn't intend this to divert into a discussion about religion (naiive maybe), was interested more in the hyperbole.

[Countdown]

paul789 said:

Oh jeez, didn't intend this to divert into a discussion about religion (naiive maybe), was interested more in the hyperbole.

Exactly. Who gives a fig if he/they are muslim/hindu/jedi? What I find offensive is decent cars made to look revolting. It's like watching the Queen Mother do the can-can....

[ChemicalChaos]

I mentioned on a thread the other day about Brock Yates would be turning in his grave at the new "Cannonball Run" event featuring brash new-money wkers in loud cars.

I think you've just found the partner car dealer for the event!