Customer Satisfaction Surveys
Customer Satisfaction Surveys
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Sparkyhd

Original Poster:

1,792 posts

125 months

Tuesday 15th November 2016
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I'm getting exhausted by online customer satisfaction surveys. I know they are optional but my nature compels me to respond to them.

I bought a few bars of soap from John Lewis that got delivered to my local Waitrose via click and collect.

This morning I received a link to a 10 page survey with multiple questions per page, often involving "How does bla bla make you feel" with 5 choices from strongly agree to strongly disagree. It's a few bars of soap ffs.

Plus the email address looked a bit spammy "Maru/edr" which isn't good from John Lewis.


WolfAir

456 posts

165 months

Tuesday 15th November 2016
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Oh the irony.
I used to be like you, I used to enjoy doing surveys but now with every site trying to find out my opinion on some rubbish has sapped the fun out it. I just ignore them now

C0ffin D0dger

3,440 posts

175 months

Tuesday 15th November 2016
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Unless there's some incentive for me e.g. entry into a prize draw, Tesco points, etc. then I don't bother unless I've really got something I want to say usually because either someone has gone above and beyond or they've really failed to meet expectations.

I always do the NHS ones after an appointment though, seems to be having a positive effect at the hospital clinic I attend from time to time.

surveyor

18,705 posts

214 months

Tuesday 15th November 2016
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There is only one question worth asking.

Would you buy/come back again?

anything other than that is pure fluff.


RicksAlfas

14,559 posts

274 months

Tuesday 15th November 2016
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When you ignore them you get a reminder a few days later!
rolleyes

RobinOakapple

2,802 posts

142 months

Tuesday 15th November 2016
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WolfAir said:

Oh the irony.
I used to be like you, I used to enjoy doing surveys but now with every site trying to find out my opinion on some rubbish has sapped the fun out it. I just ignore them now
I started filling that in but then they wanted to know the make and model of car so I closed the window.

Sheets Tabuer

21,481 posts

245 months

Tuesday 15th November 2016
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Please take a few moments to rate this thread.

https://www.surveymonkey.co.uk/r/GTBG6GM

Shakermaker

11,317 posts

130 months

Tuesday 15th November 2016
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I find that they can be an amusing way to pass the time whilst inevitably waiting for my wife to be ready to go somewhere, or whilst I'm conducting important mid-morning business.

My review for a packet of 20 titanium tipped self tapping screws was the number 1 review for that product on the Homebase website, OK it was the only review.

I do tend to review smaller, independent places more often than larger places, because generally they offer an incentive to do so, 10% off when you complete this review, or similar, although if it isn't going to be a good review, I won't be going back anyway.

st3ven1

235 posts

237 months

Tuesday 15th November 2016
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Could try signing up for Google opinion rewards, then at least you will get paid in play store credit for answering very small surveys(3-5 multiple choice questions, usually about places you have been).

mr_spock

3,376 posts

245 months

Tuesday 15th November 2016
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surveyor said:
There is only one question worth asking.

Would you buy/come back again?

anything other than that is pure fluff.
There is another theory that says the only question worth asking is "would you recommend this <thing> to someone else". Then lots of stuff follows about interpreting it. Google "Net Promoter score".



can't remember

1,174 posts

158 months

Tuesday 15th November 2016
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WolfAir said:

Oh the irony.
I used to be like you, I used to enjoy doing surveys but now with every site trying to find out my opinion on some rubbish has sapped the fun out it. I just ignore them now
Ha, I got that this morning. God knows how they will fit the owner of Chittychittybangbang, who picks his insurer based on drawing straws out of his arse, in to their profiling model.



sc0tt

18,296 posts

231 months

Tuesday 15th November 2016
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Sheets Tabuer said:
Please take a few moments to rate this thread.

https://www.surveymonkey.co.uk/r/GTBG6GM
I'm so bored I did the survey.


Sheets Tabuer

21,481 posts

245 months

Tuesday 15th November 2016
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You'd be surprised how many have....

Ari

19,826 posts

245 months

Tuesday 15th November 2016
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Sheets Tabuer said:
Please take a few moments to rate this thread.

https://www.surveymonkey.co.uk/r/GTBG6GM
laugh

Pints

18,451 posts

224 months

Tuesday 15th November 2016
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Sheets Tabuer said:
Please take a few moments to rate this thread.

https://www.surveymonkey.co.uk/r/GTBG6GM
Eagerly awaiting the results of the survey.

StevieBee

15,414 posts

285 months

Tuesday 15th November 2016
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My company is currently running a public survey for a local authority about changes that are needed to be made to the local waste and recycling services.

The changes have not yet been defined, only the numerous options and the intent of the survey is to establish what combination of services are most needed and most preferred by the public. The intent is very genuine.

The reaction to the survey is downright disgusting by most of the people approached. "Waste of time" "Bugger off" "Not interested" are some of the more polite responses we get.

So, when the council makes its decision based upon only a handful of responses from the public and the new services are not received favourably, they'll get no end of abuse from the same people who refused to take part in the survey asking why they weren't consulted.

That said, the vast majority of surveys can be done over no more than five questions that takes a minute to complete. There is an art to writing survey questions and science to interpreting the answers. My go-to example on this is F1;

Years ago, a fan survey asked what fans wanted from F1. "More overtaking" was the resounding answer. The result of this was DRS - artificial overtaking, not what the fans wanted at all. The wrong questions was asked. It should have been "what could be done to improve F1" - the answer to which would have been "reduce the dependancy on aero". Aero efficiency would have been reduced and overtaking would have been increased (in theory).


surveyor

18,705 posts

214 months

Tuesday 15th November 2016
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Pints said:
Sheets Tabuer said:
Please take a few moments to rate this thread.

https://www.surveymonkey.co.uk/r/GTBG6GM
Eagerly awaiting the results of the survey.
+1

Sparkyhd

Original Poster:

1,792 posts

125 months

Tuesday 15th November 2016
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Just filled in the survey. I'm expecting the worst so taken a few Valium.

Sheets Tabuer

21,481 posts

245 months

Tuesday 15th November 2016
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Sparkyhd

Original Poster:

1,792 posts

125 months

Tuesday 15th November 2016
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That's odd. The survey results don't marry with the polls I was conducting.