Oh No....Another Derestrictor??!!!

[GregE240]

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Mrs DeR yesterday gave birth to DeRs Mini Me, a bouncing baby boy.

Mother and son fine. Father currently well and truly being told what to do by his 3 y/o daughter.

As Daz rightly said in a VMAX thread, DeR is royalty on here as far as I'm concerned, thus a thread in its own right.

I'm sure before too long he will heckling the Great Unwashed from the comfort of his Porsche pedal car....and as for his son, well.....

Congratulations, Simon!



Greg

[pdV6]

Well done Mrs DeR!

[v8thunder]

Congatulations to Mr. & Mrs. Deris.

Wonder if the vowellage is hereditary?

[Lois]

aww congrats
Really is a PH baby boom!

[dazren]

Fantastic news.

My heartiest congratulations to the family.

DAZ

[Don]

Stormer! Congratulations!

[jeremyc]

Congratulations to you DeR and Mrs DeR!

Glad to see there is a rightful heir to the fifedom that is The Northern Wastelands.

[d3ano]

Congrats on the newest memember to the family

[toppstuff]

Hearty Congratulations to you both !

I wish you well with this splendid parturition, this noble continuance of the DeR bloodline. A dynasty is being built !

Hurrah !

You'll need a people carrier at this rate...

:cheers:

[Mr E]

Well done to the pair of them.

Now, how long before mini me has a vocabulary of 200,000 words?

[v8thunder]

toppstuff said:

You'll need a people carrier at this rate...

Surely only a Bentley would do DeR justice?

Seriously, run on LPG, a Bentley T2 makes a surprisingly effective family car, and it's not like they break down, they just fail to proceed occasionally...

[Mrs Fish]

Congrats

[tony_996hasgone]

Congratulations DeR, so it's back to the days of very little sleep again!! Good luck.

[Deltafox]

Mrs Der said:

He said his first word today dear!

Derestrictor said:

He did? What was it?

Mrs Der said:

Hooniceriously!

Congrats Sir!


>> Edited by Deltafox on Thursday 17th March 11:36

[granville]

Thanks y'all; why, I could almost blub!

I cannot deny feeling a little, dare I say it?

Now then, the important stuff: can you get a fixed, steel luggage divider for an E55 AMG estate?

Being a PHer...it's all about priorities!

[rude-boy]

Congratulations.

Wonder if you will now be considering having a 'privacy screen' installed in the Bentley to deaden the sound of the attempted speech and ‘helpful’ advice from eldest prodigy?

[ErnestM]

Congratulations Derestrictor!

Nothing like having a son. I too had my daughter first, and just when I thought I couldn't be more proud and happy, my son showed me how wrong I was. Great times and special moments are yours in the future...

...like the one, recently, that I had. Checking on him in his room, recently (he is 3) and as I stared, slack jawed and amazed, I noticed that he was actually accelerating out of the apex whilst hooning the Nordschleife/Nürburgring in "Daddy's Car" in GT4. Beaming and proud, that was me and I'll be insufferable at parties for months. I did tell you he was only 3, right?


ErnestM

[WildCat]

Liebchen - congratulations - und get prepared for deafening noises. I still find it hard to believe that something that small ist capable of being heard on another planet ....when she ist hungry ....

[rude-boy]

ErnestM said:

Congra I noticed that he was actually accelerating out of the apex whilst hooning the Nordschleife/Nürburgring in "Daddy's Car" in GT4. Beaming and proud, that was me and I'll be insufferable at parties for months. I did tell you he was only 3, right? ErnestM

This will be just before you realise that he can do a lap time 5 whole seconds better than you can after 1/2 the attempts then? This pride will turn to you placing the Playstation on a shelf well out of reach and letting said child know that he really isn't old enough for that sort of thing yet...

[FourWheelDrift]

Congratulations