Who’s afraid of Marmite?

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BBC NEWS said:

Adverts featuring a huge blob of Marmite left children "terrified" and suffering nightmares, the Advertising Standards Authority (ASA) has revealed.

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I love the stuff on toast.

[Lois]

What a load of bunkum! It's marmite FFS!
I love it! Marmite butties and on toast. Marmite and cheese is also good.

Never liked it really when I was little but wasn't scared! my god!

[titiany]

anonymous said:

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YES! Another marmite and cheese fan!!!

[egoboss]

anonymous said:

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vegemite is even better!

[apache]

My old man lived on the stuff for most of his life, in a fit of boredom he sent a missive to The Marmite Co to tell them.............they sent him a cheapo recipe book for his efforts

[alexkp]

Marmite and it's evil meat based alter ego "Bovril" are repellent on an primeval level.

They taste exactly how they look in my opinion.

[Yertis]

Bovril was definitely better when they made it out of cows. Tastes just like that other stuff now.

[Lois]

oo chicken bovril...the cure for the mother of all hangovers!

[Racylady]

Marmite?

[Dakkon]

anonymous said:

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I concur my good fellow, they are disgusting.

[cliffe_mafia]

Marmite -

I love the first bite of marmite on toast that make you cough.

[apache]

Try it spread thinly on toast with a little bit of marmalade.... amazing

[skid]

apache said:

Try it spread thinly on toast with a little bit of marmalade.... amazing

You sick Mo Fo!

[madbadger]

Marmite.

Can take it or leave it, really.

[Lois]

when you're feeling ill, marmite is great straight from a spoon

[shadowninja]

yummy. marmite!

Tesco version is not bad, if a bit oddly named ("Yeast Extract"). Be careful when you go to Tesco and accidentally ask a shop assistant if she has any "Yeast Infection".





In a parallel universe...

The ASA warned that Marmite's advert was scaring children. A spokesman for Marmite replied, "Ahhhh fack awf!"

[simpo two]

We managed to cope with Doctor Who's man-eating chair in the 70's. A bit scary at the time but we lived.

[alexkp]

simpo two said:

We managed to cope with Doctor Who's man-eating chair in the 70's. A bit scary at the time but we lived.

That's as maybe, but I bet you wouldn't be so cocky if confronted by a homicidal tree stump.

www.horror-wood.com/tree.htm

No. I bet you'd run crying to your mum.

[minornut]

apache said:

Try it spread thinly on toast with a little bit of marmalade.... amazing

You big softie; it should be spread thick so you get more of a kick!

[justayellowbadge]

anonymous said:

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With you on that.

Racylady said:

Marmite?

Absolutely

apache said:

Try it spread thinly on toast with a little bit of marmalade.... amazing

People like you scare me. A lot.